The following may be disinformation . . .
Monday 21st December 2010
Field Report by Private Chinners
0700 Hours : My observations upon learning that my direct access, via a link in a folder we shall call, Favorites, was not working so I braced out the beings in Google land, typing from memory, mancityfans.net ... result, click. . . SUSPENDED?
I'll be honest, I'd never been on there until today but found myself typing in the phrase 'bluemoon', and then entering unknown.
I didn't really know what to expect. I did an intial sweep of the frontpage . . . . forum! sweet. I slipped inside and saw a thread concerning the aforementioned SUSPENDED? incident, an incident that we shall no longer refer to here. My training on mancityfans.net has taught me if something happens, deny it happenend . . . or something like that. Upon entering a delicious mix of punter was on display. The inquizitor ... "why is it down?", familiarish usernames*
* again my training prevents me from disclosing such details.
Knobers were wishing uncouth sweetnothings . . . and decent posters (could they too, be undercover?)
I decided to blag a registration.
1000 Hours: I signed up, YEP! I just did it. I began to shit it, then spent 55 minutes pondering over another INCIDENT where I gave my real username. My brazen behaviour was sure not to arouse suspicion. After mistyping my email verification and contacting the administrator I gained access via a comrade called Ric . . . I think he is acting quite high up in the organisation, he must be good, I could hardly tell he was one of 'ours'.
What could I post? . . . Still in a brazen but with increased smugness I thought of the first thing to further throw them off the scent . . . I talked b*ll*x . . . sweet, I was in
I had to wait for authorisation for the first 5 posts, I was quite impressed with their survalence levels in this area, one that maybe employed back home. There was no contact from base for 30mins so I decided to lay low and went to the pub for a couple of hours.
I'll report further on the days mission later
The above sentence will only be readable to those of you with authorisation level 52t8, this is to prevent double agents ****** and **** ****** ** from gaining in - for - ma . . . tion . .. bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep