Mason Greenwood released on bail

[jrb]

A squad player, with a few games every now and again, 20 years old, and with a house like that, etc.

No wonder these young footballers think they can do what they want.

 

[bluealf]

His famous last words for fuck sake emu grab that gutter

I thought it was fly you fucker fly?

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

He was fucking mad taking one of the few flightless species of bird onto a roof ffs

Do you know if the aerial was at the front or Rhea?

They are up in the sky together with Keith and Orville now :)

 

[its grim up north]

At this rate they'll need a new wing at Strangeways. Mendy and Greenwood can share a cell and Maguire can teach them Greek.

With Giggs as family liaision officer

 

[crazyg]

Hahaha!! Walker shagging prostitutes!! I'd shag an ostrich for the money they're on! Sell adverts over YouTube with me banging away at some fkin random giant fkin bird!

And catch a bad dose of bird "flu"?
Pervert!

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

I just read on another site that the girl's father has said some bizarre thing but they didn't actually say what he said, the thread has leapt forward a good bit since I last looked anybody like to furnish me with the details?

In short. Her phone was hacked and it's all been a big mistake.

 

[N1985]

Absolutely ****. If he'd done that to my daughter the only statement I'd be giving was to the copper who had arrested me for murder.

Hang the piece of shit.

 

[Indaparkside]

And catch a bad dose of bird "flu"?
Pervert!

He's quackers

 

[KS55]

Ceferin has said that Fifa are concerned at the culture of young footballers and that this could be solved by having a World Cup every year. "Young players would have less time for shagging if they had to train all year" he said, in a post on Mumsnet.

 

[bluealf]

In short. Her phone was hacked and it's all been a big mistake.

Wow, what an absolute wanker of a dad.