unsworthblue
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kin hell mate you sound like a true professional!Balti Pie said:
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Masturbation have you ever been caught? Men and Women
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clairepartyring
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Balti Pie said:The old ipod touch works a treat if you dont want to get caught its small enough to sneak into the toilet and it has pornhub on it.
Why would you put it in the toilet?
Scottyboi
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clairepartyring said:Balti Pie said:The old ipod touch works a treat if you dont want to get caught its small enough to sneak into the toilet and it has pornhub on it.
Why would you put it in the toilet?
he has a fetish for watching porn submerged in water.
jimharri
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Lockable door! You don't want Auntie Mabel walking in just as you're about to redecorate the ceiling, do you?!clairepartyring said:Balti Pie said:The old ipod touch works a treat if you dont want to get caught its small enough to sneak into the toilet and it has pornhub on it.
Why would you put it in the toilet?
unsworthblue said:kin hell mate you sound like a true professional!Balti Pie said:The old ipod touch works a treat if you dont want to get caught its small enough to sneak into the toilet and it has pornhub on it.
lmfao
Bluemoon115
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trueblue09 said:haha i have a good story about m8 mate, he and his new girlfriend were round eachothers house alot and getting up to stuff as you do, and one day she decided to "get down" on him and err well she started to give im one and half way through his nan and 11 year old sister walked in to be welcomed by a 10 minute preeview of underage porn:L i would NEVER want to be in that situation and er well so happy it didnt happen to me lets put it that way!
LOL, your "mate".
;-P
PJMCC1UK
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Never been caught to my knowledge. But had a few close calls.
A mate of mine though used to live in a flat above some shops. His room was at the front. He got in early 1 night after work decided to go for a bit of porn. While crackin one off on his bed turns to his window with the curtains open to see the entire top deck of a bus starin at him laughin.
Bus stop right outside his flat.
A mate of mine though used to live in a flat above some shops. His room was at the front. He got in early 1 night after work decided to go for a bit of porn. While crackin one off on his bed turns to his window with the curtains open to see the entire top deck of a bus starin at him laughin.
Bus stop right outside his flat.
are you sure this was your 'mate' and not just youPJMCC1UK said:Never been caught to my knowledge. But had a few close calls.
A mate of mine though used to live in a flat above some shops. His room was at the front. He got in early 1 night after work decided to go for a bit of porn. While crackin one off on his bed turns to his window with the curtains open to see the entire top deck of a bus starin at him laughin.
Bus stop right outside his flat.
PJMCC1UK
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Definately my mate. I've unfortunately never moved out so theres my proof lol.
Plus he's a Blackburn fan.
Plus he's a Blackburn fan.
jimharri
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Definitely a wanker then!PJMCC1UK said:Plus he's a Blackburn fan.