Masturbation have you ever been caught? Men and Women

scottyboi said:
bluemoonchick said:
why are men so confident they are awesome in bed and women are paranoid they are crap? Strange.

because we are near enough guaranteed to cum? lol

True, plus you sleep through the bit where we finish ourselves off so you would never know ;-)
 
scottyboi said:
clairepartyring said:
because we are near enough guaranteed to cum? lol[/quote



And we arent!

you should be happy that we are happy haha!

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scottyboi said:
bluemoonchick said:
True, plus you sleep through the bit where we finish ourselves off so you would never know ;-)

everyones a winner. But if you put some beer in us we can last forever

Er no actually you cant - thats just what the beer wants you to think lol
 
The old ipod touch works a treat if you dont want to get caught its small enough to sneak into the toilet and it has pornhub on it.
 
Balti Pie said:
The old ipod touch works a treat if you dont want to get caught its small enough to sneak into the toilet and it has pornhub on it.

would rather wait untill i got home and shove my knob in a warm apple pie.
 

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