Didsbury Dave
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There's no way you'll get a woman admitting to anything on this thread.
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Masturbation have you ever been caught? Men and Women
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Didsbury Dave
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uncle b said:I had a cheeky one whilst in the shower one morning, and the missus walk in a i was squirting and just laughed and said why didnt you call me for a quickie you dirty bastard
I presume you said "because I was thinking of the 18 year old who works in the paper shop"
Didsbury Dave said:uncle b said:I had a cheeky one whilst in the shower one morning, and the missus walk in a i was squirting and just laughed and said why didnt you call me for a quickie you dirty bastard
I presume you said "because I was thinking of the 18 year old who works in the paper shop"
Never say 'I was thinking of your mum', it will always ends in tears.
Esteban de la Sexface
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Citycitytid said:after the shit...went to my bedroom should i state
fuck it sounds so wrong but its like 9 years ago haha
why would you leave the safety of the jacks? I mean the jacks is the green zone of masturbation.
I needed to take a sperm sample to the hospital to be tested to see if I have good swimmers.
My wife (now ex) and I had been trying but no luck but changed our minds so before they would put her back on pill they wanted to test my man fat.
I had a workshop in work that I shared with another worker. No windows and he was on a different shift.
I cracked one off and expected it to dribble out into the tube, problem was it shot out across the work bench.
Just then my mate tried the door (which I had cleverly locked) so scooped it into the tube directly from the bench. Stuffed the tube in my pocket and let him in.
He gave me some shit about locking the door and accused me of sleeping. Anyway he strolls over to the bench and I notice I have left some cum right next to where he is standing.
While chatting to me he is actually fingering this man fat that I have left on the bench. Not sure what the fuck he thought it was.
I quickly told him what I had been working on (actual work I mean) and quickly left.
I told him about it a couple of years later. You should have seen his face.
My wife (now ex) and I had been trying but no luck but changed our minds so before they would put her back on pill they wanted to test my man fat.
I had a workshop in work that I shared with another worker. No windows and he was on a different shift.
I cracked one off and expected it to dribble out into the tube, problem was it shot out across the work bench.
Just then my mate tried the door (which I had cleverly locked) so scooped it into the tube directly from the bench. Stuffed the tube in my pocket and let him in.
He gave me some shit about locking the door and accused me of sleeping. Anyway he strolls over to the bench and I notice I have left some cum right next to where he is standing.
While chatting to me he is actually fingering this man fat that I have left on the bench. Not sure what the fuck he thought it was.
I quickly told him what I had been working on (actual work I mean) and quickly left.
I told him about it a couple of years later. You should have seen his face.
When I was about 14 (18 now) I was on the Babestation previews cracking one off while i was in the front room, For some reason my dads mate come round at banged on the fucking window and started pointed at me! I didnt want to let him in felt like a right tosser literally.
lovecityhateunited
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got caught by my bird, she was asleep next to me, i was wired so could'nt sleep. anyway i was there strokin her head(to make sure she still sleepin) doin my buisseness when suddenly she jolts up see's the porn on my iphone and goes mad.
fuck her she shunt ov been sleeping at 5am on a tuesday morning!
fuck her she shunt ov been sleeping at 5am on a tuesday morning!
supercity36
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lol ive nevr been caught but my mum thinks shes caught me. id been wagging it that day (and for some strange reaosn left my uniform on). i had mypants undone when i reaslised that my key, my lunch money and the note i had for being off the day before were still there. so when she opened the door i quickly grabbed said things and ran upstairs... she then says "i know what u were doing..." to this day she wont believe me