Masturbation have you ever been caught? Men and Women

[mancity89]

got caught by my bird, she was asleep next to me, i was wired so could'nt sleep. anyway i was there strokin her head(to make sure she still sleepin) doin my buisseness when suddenly she jolts up see's the porn on my iphone and goes mad.

fuck her she shunt ov been sleeping at 5am on a tuesday morning!

One of my mate thought it would be funny to film himself cracking one of in his girlfriends face while she was asleep. Believe it or not she didnt stick around long

 

[bluemoonchick]

Ah soz Bluemoonchick I just wanted abit more graphic detail!!!

Lol!

lol sorry can't give graphic detail cos my brother reads this ;-)

 

[bluemoonchick]

the ratio of male to female storys is too high

Women are far too clever to get caught ;-)

 

[LCBblue]

the ratio of male to female storys is too high

Women are far too clever to get caught ;-)

Sssssshhh.

 

[2bluegp]

Every time someone has a wank, God kills a kitten

LMAO

best get a bag ful in the canal again

 

[city bairn]

I'll bet if a woman (bluemoonchick) post some detail on here I could bang one out wthout getting caught.

 

[mammutly]

There is no truth in the rumour that I was ejected from Marks & Spencers on the 18th, 23rd and 27th of July. Nor was I cautioned for gross indecency in relation to any of the above incidents which never happened.

 

[Bluemoon115]

Ah soz Bluemoonchick I just wanted abit more graphic detail!!!

Lol!

lol sorry can't give graphic detail cos my brother reads this ;-)

Doesn't have to be graphic, just let us know how you've been caught.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Several years ago I used to guard for a well known security firm. One week I was at Ancoats retail park on nightshift. About 3am Me and my fellow guard saw a guy walking across car park towards argos,nowt unusual there,cardroom estate was around the back,followed him with CCTV and I'm speechless as to what he did next ... pulled his trousers down and sits down,whacking one out over a magazine he had with him IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CAR PARK!. We had some fun whispering down the tannoy at him "oy mate", daft twat was looking left and right..... then old Brian booms out " WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU DIRTY BASTARD!"

He did an Usain Bolt lol

As for the gentlemen who frequent the Canal paths .... They all got the tannoy treatment too, funny as fook when they were taters deep up sebastian and some unseen voice is going "GOERNNNN GIT OUT OF ITTTT" lol

 

[bluemoonchick]

lol sorry can't give graphic detail cos my brother reads this ;-)

Doesn't have to be graphic, just let us know how you've been caught.

Actually i once managed to.... erm sort myself out.... in a room of 3 guys without any of them noticing. They were all too busy playing Goldeneye on the N64 and i got bored so i entertained myself lol.....

See? Women are sneaky, we dont get caught ;-)