Match day announcer

[BluePurgatory]

Did you not think it was cringe worthy listening to him though. All I kept thinking was that this is something you would expect from the fucking rags.

Too be honest mate I think it is more cringey making a thread about him. I am too busy talking to my mates to listen to what the anouncer is saying. I can only imagine that those who tune into him must be on there own and have no body to talk to!

I made the thread due to it annoying the fuck out of me yesterday, reading through some of the replies it also bothered a few other people, as for being on my own and having nobody to talk to you're right I live a sad lonely existence, in fact the only interaction I ever have is with strangers on this forum, oh how I wish my life was as busy and fulfilled as yours BP!!!

Well I could have agreed with you Gazinho but then we both would be wrong! As for you leading a lonely existence, I am not very good with advice so can I interest you with a sarcastic comment?

 

[the originalkippaxman]

^^^^^^^^^^
THIS

Did you not think it was cringe worthy listening to him though. All I kept thinking was that this is something you would expect from the fucking rags.

Too be honest mate I think it is more cringey making a thread about him. I am too busy talking to my mates to listen to what the anouncer is saying. I can only imagine that those who tune into him must be on there own and have no body to talk to!

What are you doing talking to your mates during a game for there is plenty time for that after the match. You should be singing your heart out.

Really some fans that we get now a days.

 

[BluePurgatory]

Did you not think it was cringe worthy listening to him though. All I kept thinking was that this is something you would expect from the fucking rags.

Too be honest mate I think it is more cringey making a thread about him. I am too busy talking to my mates to listen to what the anouncer is saying. I can only imagine that those who tune into him must be on there own and have no body to talk to!

What are you doing talking to your mates during a game for there is plenty time for that after the match. You should be singing your heart out.

Really some fans that we get now a days.

We were all moaning about the anouncer!

 

[Paulmcfc2703]

Just an embarrassment.

'Its been a great day out'. It's a home game, that made us sound like a bunch of day tripping tourists.

As for the desk at half time. Fuck me that's cringeworthy. Especially as it has its own theme music. Just bring back kicking the ball through the ring hanging from the cross bar.

Its called irony, he was talking to the Leeds fans

Ah so he was taking the piss out of a lower league club. Gotcha ;)

 

[ell]

I actually found the "its been a great day out" quite funny but everyone slated him for it so maybe he didnt do it on purpose like I thought

 

[WNRH]

"He has a great handicap, he once got a hole in one on a par 3, it's our very own number 32 Carlos tevez"

"He currently stars in the wash and go adverts, used to play cricket in his younger days and his first name is actually Charles our very own England's number 1 Joe 'The Hitman' Hart.

 

[Ell-ano]

should do the thing what they do in Germany (and such places) where the announcer just says the first name and the crowd the second name, or something to that effect...i'll get my coat

 

[jma]

Proper Rag style.

This bloke would go down well over there.

"Here's a little snippet of information for all you clueless twats with the cameras, snapping away on the front row like it's fucking Disney World. Coming on, he has an IQ of -3 and is possibly the thickest man in football, it's Phil Jones"

Fuck this shit off. What a load of old bollocks. Talk about building your part. Bring back Vince Miller.

 

[Tricky_Trev]

There's a lot of cringe at The Etihad these days. WTF is the point of "City Live" or whatever the fuck it's called. They show the half time highlights on the big screen, then go to City Live, where they show the half-time highlights... again. Then they go to the gantry where some twat describes to us the first half highlights. Then they sometimes get random people in the Family Stand to describe the first half highlights and ask 47 kids what the full time score will be. 11-0 is usually the average prediction. What is the actual point of ANY of this? We are all at the game.... we KNOW what happened in the first half... we fucking SAW it! Sorry for the rant haha!

30 v 30 mascot matches however... now they are awesome!

 

[weeman19_89]

30 v 30 mascot matches however... now they are awesome!

I really enjoyed this. More of this, less of the television style cringe!
I've seen the game I don't need people accessing it over and over again, I want something to make me laugh, something to relax me.