To the Delooneys, the BBC, BT, Guardian, and all the BVB fans like Townsend and Jenas. Today is a day of great clarity. Today we may, in fact, have reached the bottom.
One of the best players in the world has just signed a new deal to play his best years at our club. Or
Home as he calls it! We are actually on the 2nd generation of world class stars committing their best years to our club. The first lot did pretty well and many also did 10 years but I feel there is something epoch defining going on which you may miss out on. Personally, I was overwhelmed with joy, pride, and thankfulness today by KDB. Sadly, by coincidence this glorious good news has also has poured light on the putrid, twisted media bile you inhabit. The contrast could not be clearer than these two images. I feel slightly sorry for you.
Lads, for your own welfare, really, if you've contributed in any way over the last 10 years in TV, radio, podcasts, punditry, social media, commentary, anything, which has enabled and normalised the embarrassment on the left, then you are mired in a cesspool of spite, jealousy, hate and pettiness. Get out now. It's over. The future is on the right.
It's consuming your life and continuing will only lead to an ever darker place. Go speak to your wife, hug your kids, get a cat. Try fishing. After all, fretting over a football club you dont even care about is a little childish, is it not? I hope one day you can find something that gives you the same joy that KDB did for me today because football's obviously not for you.