Media Thread - 2021/22

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madloaf said:
Type in Erling Haaland into Google to know how much were hated.

First 6 stories:

Ballague says City just keeping haaland warm for Madrid

Buyer beware : why city should be worried about injury prone haaland

Hamann: why dortmund will be better without goal a game striker

Liverpool: why the reds will combat haaland by buying Mbappe.

Madrid get haaland in 2 years after haaland bored of city

Shearer sends warning to haaland prior to city move.

What a fucking shambles this lot are.

What this all combines to is

FUCK ME, THIS LOT ARE GOING TO GET A 21 YEAR OLD WUNDERKIND STRIKER AND THEYRE ALREADY AMAZING.
ARRRFGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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They are all absolutely shitting their pants
 
madloaf said:
Type in Erling Haaland into Google to know how much were hated.

First 6 stories:

Ballague says City just keeping haaland warm for Madrid

Buyer beware : why city should be worried about injury prone haaland

Hamann: why dortmund will be better without goal a game striker

Liverpool: why the reds will combat haaland by buying Mbappe.

Madrid get haaland in 2 years after haaland bored of city

Shearer sends warning to haaland prior to city move.

What a fucking shambles this lot are.

What this all combines to is

FUCK ME, THIS LOT ARE GOING TO GET A 21 YEAR OLD WUNDERKIND STRIKER AND THEYRE ALREADY AMAZING.
ARRRFGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Alternatively...

Ballague says Haaland has signed for the best club in word football where the frightening thought is that he will be guaranteed to improve even further under the guidance of the best manager in the world, surrounded by a team chocked full of the best players in the world..

The fee paid is unbelievably small considering players such as Maguire, Pogba and Sancho cost considerably more..

You cannot therefore criticise the wages allegedly being offered.

If you want the best you have to pay the best..

Haaland's injury record is an urban myth too.

He's not been playing to ensure he doesn't scupper his dream move to the team he's only dreamt about playing for since he first kicked a football around in his back garden at the age of 9 months old..

Dortmund, although a huge club in Germany have stated that they are pleased Erling is moving on to a much bigger club where he will have to work even harder just to get into the first team.

A club insider has confirmed that Dortmund will not recover from this sale, their team will be considerably weakened and it will take them years to get back on track.

He also went on to say 'to be honest it's no great shakes as we are nailed on to finish second behind the German Rags every season as the Bundesliga is one big stitch up anyway"..

"He leaves us with our very best wishes" said Dortmund chairman, Hans Upp..

The other PL big hitters are now in shit street big time as the only other young, potential superstar, Mbappe is off to Madrid.

Although anyone who knows anything about football will categorically confirm that Mbappe, whilst being good, is not at the level of Erling Haaland..

He's signing a 5 year contract with he boyhood club but no doubt will fall in love there and stay for life..

Shearer has gone on record to say "my 260 PL goal record will most certainly be smashed. This guy is an absolute superstar"..

OH..

WELCOME TO ANFIELD, ERLING.!


You can smell the fear..!
 
jrb said:
He's the new Aldridge/Colleymore/other deluded Liverpool pundits rolled into one.

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He has suddenly realised that slagging City can become a lucrative profession
 
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