Media thread 2022/23

[Gone for a Burton]

How to stop City.
How to stop Haaland
How XYZ can beat City by doing this.

When is the next sly instalment,and which player will be featured ?

The opposition can’t beat us so sly have to produce a 20 minute slot every game, aided and abetted by some washed up lackey, to analyse and highlight where we can be got at.

Not only is it unethical, it’s also unsuccessful.

Fuck sly,FA,PL,PIGMOL,UEFA & all thing red !!

 

[surrounded by idiots]

How to stop City.
How to stop Haaland
How XYZ can beat City by doing this.

When is the next sly instalment,and which player will be featured ?

The opposition can’t beat us so sly have to produce a 20 minute slot every game, aided and abetted by some washed up lackey, to analyse and highlight where we can be got at.

Not only is it unethical, it’s also unsuccessful.

Fuck sly,FA,PL,PIGMOL,UEFA & all thing red !!

Yeah, just read this on the sky sports website - "How do you stop Haaland - a blueprint".

I've never seen anything like it before - it's getting ridiculous.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Delaney is an embarrassing ****. Manifestly intellectually not up to the task at hand. Seriously thick as fuck.

He's the worst type. Thinks he's always the smartest man in the room - even when everyone else in it has proved that to be far from the case.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Like the Times doing an eight page pullout on ‘liverpool’s amazing season’ in 2019 when we’d just won the league. Didn’t want to waste their ‘champions special’ content

That Bellingham special is fucked though!!

 

[Always Ali]

He's the worst type. Thinks he's always the smartest man in the room - even when everyone else in it has proved that to be far from the case.

The perfect response.....

 

[Gone for a Burton]

Yeah, just read this on the sky sports website - "How do you stop Haaland - a blueprint".

I've never seen anything like it before - it's getting ridiculous.

If only half the lies and negative, biased media articles had been fair and positive in the last 10 years we'd need two stadiums.

All this shite has lost us millions of admirers if not fans.

Economic and reputational warfare.

Clear and obvious !!

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

When did infinity equal three?

Did anyone else read that in Stephen Hawking's voice?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

“Ladies & Gentleman Arsenal are using their first tactical time out, game will resume shortly” over the PA system.

BERNARDO running down the wing to join in.

 

[tommybooth]

Bernies gone for a brew.

 

[Postman Pep]

I see Harris has resurfaced ... can't think why...