Media thread 2022/23

[waspish]

When you watch any of this transfer stuff I Honestly say they don’t bring anything I don’t already know!

 

[asahartford1]

Pickford was shockingly and deliberately time wasting from the first half. It reminded me of Tim Howard when City played Everton some years back. When he got a goal kick instead of fetching the ball he'd run out of the area pretending to berate his defenders. Then he'd pick up the ball at his leisure and slowly wander to the opposite side of the goal area and make a couple of attempts to place the ball. Then he'd go back and start his run up only to stop to remove some imaginary crap from his studs or pull his socks up and start all over again. He did this from the first minute and I don't recall him being booked which was no surprise seeing as the ref was that bent twat Peter Walton.

Yes I explained to Mrs asa last night about the imaginary berating. Pickford is an expert.
She said it was similar to my cramp when asked to get the washing in after it has started raining.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Remarkable talent she has, can talk nonstop for 5 minutes without actually saying anything.

Newcomer.
Girth Crooks has been doing this, since the early 90's

 

[Blueknows]

That's not talent, my missus has done that for 40 years (and it's 15 minutes at least, 5 minutes isn't even worth bothering with)

And then she turns round to you and says what do you think ?(after not listening to a word she has said)

 

[PPT]

The football page of the Daily Telegraph 10 minutes before kick off. Are we playing tonight. I hope so as I’m satin seat at the stadium

 

[mat]

All about the dips tonight.

 

[Maine Shark]

Clearly Haaland is not living up to expectation !!!!!

 

[PPT]

Half time at the Etihad: the football page of the Daily Telegraph:

 

[Burtonblue]

To all those who thought Haaland wouldn’t be suited for the PL, fuck off you cunts!!!!

 

[BlueBlood84]

Half time at the Etihad: the football page of the Daily Telegraph:

This is the new approach. Just shut their eyes and we'll go away.

 

[brazilians hurt]

This is the new approach. Just shut their eyes and we'll go away.

Fuck them the sour twats

 

[SidJames]

 

[BringBackSwales]

We win 6 0, dippers win 2 1, guess which club has the top TWO headlines on bbc football’s home page

 

[JGL07]

More like “Greater Manchester City”

Think it would piss me off

Not as much as the SELNEC name touted in the 1970s (South East Lancashire North East Cheshire).

 

[feelymcfeel]

 

[BringBackSwales]

Worst thing about winning 6 0? Chris the carrot cruncher Sutton got the score right

 

[mat]

Tonight's talking point should be Erling...

Instead it's all the cunts spinning a dodgy dippers win.

 

[jrb]

Sly Sports News was about City and Haaland.

Match Of The Day raving about Haaland, Alvarez, and City in general.

 

[Blue Mist]

The football page of the Daily Telegraph 10 minutes before kick off. Are we playing tonight. I hope so as I’m satin seat at the stadiumView attachment 54424

In the stadium at half time I looked at the Telegraph, we were not mentioned. Liverpool live score, arsenal and I cant remember who but us, nowt.
Wankers.

Edit: I see @PPT is ahead of me.

 

[The_Maverick]

FFS They just can’t help themselves.