Meeting Rag Players & ******* Them Off!

[maineroad68]

Re: Meeting Rag Players & Pissing Them Off!

Back when Tommy Doc was their manager I was working in Jimmy Saville's club when Lou Macari came in. I said "Oi, Lou, why aren't you serving in the chippy".

He wasn't happy.

Anyway, when he left his coat in the locker room I went over, told them I had been told to get it for him and take it to him and took it out the back.

The night before I had had toad in the hole for tea and had awful constipation. I dropped my pants and with al the might I could muster, desposited a log in his coat pocket.

When he came back a few hours later he was fuming, you should have seen his face. He started shouting 'Someone has had a shit in my coat pocket. I've been had over again by those damn City fans'.

Anyway, I wasn't there to witness this as the effort I had to muster to overcome the constipation was so much that I had ruptured my anal passage. I got a mate to take the coat back to the cloak room but I was writhing in agony on the floor and an ambulance had to be called. Two hours later I was having life saving surgery. Imagine my surprise when I woke up the following day and two coppers were waiting to arrest me. They had put two and two together and had me bang to rights for shitting in a coat.

I got five years, served three, lost my job and family and haven't seen any of my children in 30 years. Oh, and I have a plastic bag attached to my waist at all times now.

Still, got one over on that Rag Macari though, eh.

This is either a very deranged story or complete bullshit.

doh!! it's fucking genius, is what it is!!

 

[Nixon_The_Bike_Thief]

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2 mates of mine were walking through the trafford centre a couple of years back and noticed quite a crowd moving through the place so they stopped to see what the attraction was, it was Giggs out and about and lots of people getting autographs and pics etc. my mate waits for a bit and gets to giggs with the crowd still round and says " any chance of a photo mate" to which giggs says "yeah no problem" before he knows whats going on my mate passes Giggs his mobile phone and then stands back next to his mate with his arm round his shoulder and says " try not to cut the top of our heads off will you mate" all dead pan like. He reckons the look on Giggs face for about 30 seconds was class and his crowd were somewhat confused as well. The icing on the cake he reckons was that then giggs took the pic, saw the funny side and said " you've got to be blue's" which of course they are. He still has the pic and still likes to show it off as his Ryan Giggs photo (only there is no Giggs in it of course !)

 

[Jnr Kisby]

Re: Meeting Rag Players & Pissing Them Off!

Back when Tommy Doc was their manager I was working in Jimmy Saville's club when Lou Macari came in. I said "Oi, Lou, why aren't you serving in the chippy".

He wasn't happy.

Anyway, when he left his coat in the locker room I went over, told them I had been told to get it for him and take it to him and took it out the back.

The night before I had had toad in the hole for tea and had awful constipation. I dropped my pants and with al the might I could muster, desposited a log in his coat pocket.

When he came back a few hours later he was fuming, you should have seen his face. He started shouting 'Someone has had a shit in my coat pocket. I've been had over again by those damn City fans'.

Anyway, I wasn't there to witness this as the effort I had to muster to overcome the constipation was so much that I had ruptured my anal passage. I got a mate to take the coat back to the cloak room but I was writhing in agony on the floor and an ambulance had to be called. Two hours later I was having life saving surgery. Imagine my surprise when I woke up the following day and two coppers were waiting to arrest me. They had put two and two together and had me bang to rights for shitting in a coat.

I got five years, served three, lost my job and family and haven't seen any of my children in 30 years. Oh, and I have a plastic bag attached to my waist at all times now.

Still, got one over on that Rag Macari though, eh.

This is either a very deranged story or complete bullshit.

doh!! it's fucking genius, is what it is!!

sick is what it is, dont care who it is shitting in someones coat is just wrong.

 

[Jnr Kisby]

Re: Meeting Rag Players & Pissing Them Off!

2 mates of mine were walking through the trafford centre a couple of years back and noticed quite a crowd moving through the place so they stopped to see what the attraction was, it was Giggs out and about and lots of people getting autographs and pics etc. my mate waits for a bit and gets to giggs with the crowd still round and says " any chance of a photo mate" to which giggs says "yeah no problem" before he knows whats going on my mate passes Giggs his mobile phone and then stands back next to his mate with his arm round his shoulder and says " try not to cut the top of our heads off will you mate" all dead pan like. He reckons the look on Giggs face for about 30 seconds was class and his crowd were somewhat confused as well. The icing on the cake he reckons was that then giggs took the pic, saw the funny side and said " you've got to be blue's" which of course they are. He still has the pic and still likes to show it off as his Ryan Giggs photo (only there is no Giggs in it of course !)

see thats funny

 

[st.helens-mcfc]

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I used to work for an air-coditioning company that had the mis-fortune of completing the work on one of the suites at the Swamp

On our last day a couple of us, both blue to the bone of course decide we should play a couple of tricks, if MU look their should still be a city shirt in the ducting and a big piss stain all over the famous red emblem in one of the hospitality suites!

 

[Nixon_The_Bike_Thief]

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There is a city shirt in the A of this arsenal sign. put in there by a Devon Blue named Skeet

 

[Devonblue]

Re: Meeting Rag Players & Pissing Them Off!

My brother works at pic records in town and

 

[notreallyhere]

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My brother works at pic records in town and

and? and what?? I demand to know!

 

[Nixon_The_Bike_Thief]

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My brother works at pic records in town and

Unless his names Skeet and he travels up to work from Brixham, it aint him !

 

[Stirling1978]

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A few years ago we were driving to Maine Road for the City v Rotherham game. Anyway, we were passing to Four Season hotel in Hale-Barnes, and as we were going rounf the roundabout spot a few lads waiting by the side of the road, all wearing black and red tracksuits.

I notice a few rags in there, and realise its the Rags team waiting to be picked up, as they were playing Arsenal away the following day.

We drive right round the roundabout again, to drive past them, and beep the horn, just as a few start to wave, we all stick the V's up and show off our City shirts through the windows.

Just remember Nicky Butts face dropping when he realised. Priceless.

City beat Rotherham (Negoui handball), and the Rags lost at Asrenal the next day (the one were Bartez dropped 2 clangers).

Good weekend had by all.