Michael Owen and Manchester City

[citytill1die84]

LMFAO.

 

[lostmyhouseski]

haha that twitter grab is glorious!

 

[Benarbia_is_god]

I listened to the game on BBC radio Wales, top notch unbiased commentary. It was a breath of fresh air hearing a Man United loss from two perspectives rather than "United lose, aren't they unlucky/awful". Swansea outplayed them at times, they simply aren't good enough to just expect to win home games now.

 

[BufordUSABlue]

Be happy you guys in England don't have to listen to Eric Wynalda, the guy is a first class cvnt on Fox Soccer. He did everything he could after the Munich win to claim that City was still inferior to United. Even said "United's win over Leverkusen is a bigger deal". Yeah, he's a bellend.

His wife seems a 'good sport' though Denver!

Amy Wynalda

Leading up to the 1998 FIFA World Cup, much was expected of the American national team. Or, at least it was until captain and defensive anchor John Harkes was cut from the squad just a few months before the tournament began.

Much speculation surrounded the move, but, in 2010, it was revealed by former head coach Steve Sampson that he had cut Harkes because the defenseman had been sleeping with Eric's wife, Amy, in the couple's house, and near the playpen of their young child.

Wynalda was reportedly furious, but before he could deal with his teammate, Sampson cut him, putting an end to the controversy.

Amy is here not just because she slept with her husband's teammate, but because doing so got him kicked off the national team, which finished dead last in the World Cup without him, scoring just one goal in three games.

 

[Vienna_70]

The boring Scouse rag bastard Owen drove me mad on Saturday.

He kept going on about how Costel must be good in the air because of his height, but would probably struggle with low balls due to aforementioned height "(it's a long way down for him").

Then, when Pantilimon fucked up for Rovers' goal, it was because he failed to deal with a low ball.

If he'd actually been watching the game, he would have noticed that the ball came at a decent height for Pants to deal with it.

Boring thick Scouse rag bastard!

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

He is both thick and boring in equal measure. I do wish tv companies would show a little more invention and guile when recruiting pundits.

I don't mind controversial as long as it conflates with intelligence. Clearly neither applies here. Owen has nothing whatsoever to redeem him.

 

[Well Wisher]

Michael Owen's CV , according to BlueMoon:

odious little twunt
Unprepossessing, bland, torpid
odious grating twat
boring monotonous voice
Shallow, puerile, boring untalented prick
monotone, little twat
fucking loon
Absolute plank with zero personality
odious little twat who shags his own racehorses... without a condom
poison dwarf
little turd
shortarse dwarf twat
fukcing horrible human being
little fucker
fucking parasite
Despicable little prick
Proper little bastard
obsequieous little turd
Prize dipstick
Boring thick Scouse rag bastard!
thick and boring in equal measure

BT: You've got the job.

 

[moon]

Michael Owen's CV , according to BlueMoon:

odious little twunt
Unprepossessing, bland, torpid
odious grating twat
boring monotonous voice
Shallow, puerile, boring untalented prick
monotone, little twat
fucking loon
Absolute plank with zero personality
odious little twat who shags his own racehorses... without a condom
poison dwarf
little turd
shortarse dwarf twat
fukcing horrible human being
little fucker
fucking parasite
Despicable little prick
Proper little bastard
obsequieous little turd
Prize dipstick
Boring thick Scouse rag bastard!
thick and boring in equal measure

BT: You've got the job.

And they are his good points

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Michael Owen's CV , according to BlueMoon:

odious little twunt
Unprepossessing, bland, torpid
odious grating twat
boring monotonous voice
Shallow, puerile, boring untalented prick
monotone, little twat
fucking loon
Absolute plank with zero personality
odious little twat who shags his own racehorses... without a condom
poison dwarf
little turd
shortarse dwarf twat
fukcing horrible human being
little fucker
fucking parasite
Despicable little prick
Proper little bastard
obsequieous little turd
Prize dipstick
Boring thick Scouse rag bastard!
thick and boring in equal measure

BT: You've got the job.

If I'd known you were making a list I'd have used some of my trademark pretentious vocabulary a bit more in this thread.

 

[tommytheblue]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD-LjX_K9Cg[/youtube]

Cringeworthy