Misheard Lyrics

[bluegirl74]

I remember hearing my mum singing a Paul Young classic in the kitchen..."Everytime you go away, you take a piece of MEAT with you."

Ah, first record i ever bought :-)

 

[better dead than red]

Believe this was off of Friends but instead of hold me closer tiny dancer, it was heard as "hold me closer Tony Danza."

 

[billymumphrey]

A mate of mine thought the lyrics to the Stones "Start me Up" was in fact "Pistachio"...

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

The Smiths song ''London'' has the opening line ''Smoke lingers round your finger, train heave on to Euston....''

I have an American Smiths friend who lives in California and I sent her a postcard of Euston Station on a trip to London and when she got it she asked me (via email) of the relevance........
I was like ''What???''
So I told her and she replied ''I thought it said 'Train heave on to Houston'''

 

[tangaroa]

Yes, yes. All well and good, but have you banged her?

 

[Innsbruckblue]

My ex used to sing Bob Marley's 'I got the cherry'

 

[Dogtanian]

Only Cheryl Baker - REM Sidewinder sleeps tonight.

 

[Pigeonho]

Simple minds - she's a ripper

Aguillera - come come come on in lick me out.

 

[Blue Punter]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-23284179

The best one ive heard is my Mrs. She always thought the lyrics to The Clash Rock The Casbah was "Fuck the gas board!!"

Anyone else got any crackers?

if that's true, that's brilliant.

 

[davymcfc]

Stone roses - ''I wanna be a dog''

I knew a girl who thought this.