Mods in Limericks

[Prestwich_Blue]

Prestwich Blue is a mod on this forum
Who was asked to make up a quorum
On Radio 5 Live
So to Salford did drive
And as usual proceeded to bore 'em.

 

[Paladin]

An out of work player called Berti
Applied with Ducado and Squirty
His initiative test
Not one of the best
He only scored one out of thirty

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I'm getting a bit worried about Ric
He's dropped a bit of a brick
He's got me to mod
The silly old sod
And now he's taking some stick.

Some say that DeNiro is boring
When he goes on and on about flooring
But he couldn't give a fuck
Because his order book
Shows that sales at the shop have been soaring

 

[Paladin]

A Manchester City supporter
Has seats on row three with his daughter
The folks in row four
Would see a lot more
If Monty was six inches shorter

 

[Wheelsy]

Classic thread?

 

[BlueMo']

De Niro was modding one night,
and I drunk gave a scum fan some shite,
when i logged on next morning,
i had a board warning.
Apparently the rag was alright.

 

[ob]

so disappointed thought this thread was about Mods moving to Ireland

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

There was man called Ducado
He didn't look like Nelly Furtado
He once had a dog
But now he's a mod
And his cock looks like a tomato

 

[Rascal]

Scarblu was the first bluemoon mod
he didnt have a banning rod
a smile, a quip
a shut up you dick
Scarblu was a bluemoon God

 

[Paladin]

A mod who lived over in Delph
Liked magazines from the top shelf
He started a thread
Saying Foy was a Red
And ended up banning himself