Most pissed you have been at a game..

TNS game in Cardiff, home game for me being from Penarth.
Absolutely wankered, fell over the seats and cracked my face off the concrete floor.
Looked like i'd been battered the next day in work & the mates i went with said never again haha
 
As a 16 year old at Derby baseball ground got coach from Knutsford 24 cans don't remember the game throwing up all game at front behind small wall coppers laughing at me, think it was the game where we had scored from a corner and the ref blew up as we took it for full time.
 
Derby in 2010 I think scholes scored a header last minute, I had loads of Stella and was drinking Fenny Indian Whiskey straight, was steaming and at full time undid the bolts on the metal seg gates to get at United and was put in a headlock by security haha.

United got chased back into the ground after the match and city ended up rocking the riot vans until the dogs came out.

Was steaming for the FA cup final too me and my mates agreed that if we won we would all jump in the canal on the way back the town as we watched it in the Manchester. I was too pissed to climb back out had to be dragged up and my mate cut his foot open on broken glass.
 
Derby in 2010 I think scholes scored a header last minute, I had loads of Stella and was drinking Fenny Indian Whiskey straight, was steaming and at full time undid the bolts on the metal seg gates to get at United and was put in a headlock by security haha.

United got chased back into the ground after the match and city ended up rocking the riot vans until the dogs came out.

Was steaming for the FA cup final too me and my mates agreed that if we won we would all jump in the canal on the way back the town as we watched it in the Manchester. I was too pissed to climb back out had to be dragged up and my mate cut his foot open on broken glass.

I literally saw one City fan pick up horse shit that day at the away coach park and throw it at United fans right from side where the riot van was being rocked.

One of the more bizarre sights.

I had my Rangers fan uncle down with me that day at the game and he said even Old Firm games didn't go that far!
 
I literally saw one City fan pick up horse shit that day at the away coach park and throw it at United fans right from side where the riot van was being rocked.

One of the more bizarre sights.

I had my Rangers fan uncle down with me that day at the game and he said even Old Firm games didn't go that far!

Hahaha I think it was revenge for them in the Carling cup semi at ours.
 
Hahaha I think it was revenge for them in the Carling cup semi at ours.

I also saw Mame Biram Diouf a United player at the time being identified by a group of City while he was walking back and getting a clip and cans thrown at him.

Fucker never forgot it and scored his first Prem goal with a 70-yard run at our place in 2014 for Stoke to win 1-0!
 
I also saw Mame Biram Diouf a United player at the time being identified by a group of City while he was walking back and getting a clip and cans thrown at him.

Fucker never forgot it and scored his first Prem goal with a 70-yard run at our place in 2014 for Stoke to win 1-0!
It was his brother wearing his shirt, made the news.
 
Shrewsbury away in the late 80’s. Went on the train from London with a load of lads and started in the Station then on the train. Got there about 12pm and straight into a pub. Had that many to drink, forgot about the match and only remembered at half time. Got in for 2nd half and it ended 0-0 so didn’t miss much. Was also a bit hammered on Dortmund for the 1-0 loss game as can’t remember much about it.
 
Plzen away, two of us went in a bar in the town centre in early afternoon and we must have got through nine or ten rounds of the local Pilsner lager before meeting up with a couple of other Blues in a restaurant near the stadium where we had a couple more before heading to the match. Then afterwards we went back to the hotel bar for another couple of drinks yet I had no hangover the following morning, normally I'm under the table after about 6 or 7 pints. The only reason I could think of was that the lager came straight from the brewery near the stadium for local consumption without any of the usual additives in it.
Plzen was an epic trip. We ended up in the beer hall which is inside the world-famous brewery next to the stadium. It was literally a piss-up in a brewery. Fantastic.
 
Munich away after the Oktoberfest. Great day, started at 9AM in the Hofbräuhaus.

44 players on the pitch that night and had to use the facilities in the Bayern end I was that desperate!
100% this game. Never seen so many pissed up blues asleep in their seats! Apparently I was snoozing early 2nd half. Immense trip & hangover / comedown!
 
Only ever been pissed at one game and that was the Blackburn promotion game.

Arrived in Blackburn early to try to get a ticket which I achieved early doors. Lovely, warm day, a few hours to kill carnival atmosphere, well you know the rest. Mind you, I was even more pissed by 10 o'clock when the police ejected us from a pub in Bury and I rang my ex-missus to come and pick me up.
 
Schalke away. Walked in just as they were about to kick off. Went arse over tit down several rows of seats and was promptly carted out by Gelsenkirchen's finest, slung in a van and driven to the outskirts of the town. Walked back and arrived at the coachpark just as Raz got the winner. Still got my "Kumpl credit card" that you had to use to buy beer in the ground. Got ten quid on it.

The whole of the nineties every away game, cracking open the Stella with Jimmy, George in Stevie Clark's car on Prinny Parkway at 8 in the morning as we headed to Wycombe, Darlington, Northampton, Grimsby, Bristol Rovers and all points in-between. Utterly arseholed and often fast asleep for at least half the game. The football was shite, the trips were the absolute bollocks.
 
Barcelona in Manchester a few years back. Started off in Shambles Sq with all the Barca fans then did a tour of town. Jumped a black cab up to the ground.
I swear I could barely see the pitch I was that pissed.
 
As a passenger travelled to Norwich away in 80/s if memory served me right, decided to give a few bottles of Sherry a whirl, woke up in chesterfield on the return leg, didn’t even know I’d been to Norwich.
 
31/3/1971. City v Gornik, ECWC replay in Copenhagen.
Bought a half bottle of Bells in duty free at the airport. 9:00am flight. Me and my two mates on our row finished it before we landed! On the piss all afternoon - the only time in my life where I can't remember what happened, although there is a picture somewhere showing me at the end of a line of pissheads, me hanging on for dear life!
Back to the hotel for dinner - had to leave the table twice as I was summoned by a lad called Hughie to the great white telephone. Up to the room to get changed, then on the coach to the match.
Met Mark Bittner in the ground, and, with police permission, went round the pitch with a big banner with "Manchester City" on it. We stood in the centre circle as the teams came out. City won 3 - 1 so great result.
Back on the pop later -got to bed at 4:30am. Breakfast at 8:00am then off to a "live show" where we saw......EDITED.....and acquired some magazines to read on the plane.
No more drink - I'd had enough!
 

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