Most ridiculous take from a rival fan?

One of the funniest takes in fashion right now is, "City fans can't properly enjoy winning the treble whilst they have 115 charges against them"...

Yep, when Gundogan slapped the rags about Wembley, or Rodri scored a thunderbolt in the Champions League final... those charges were the only thing I could think about, haha!
 
“Our wealth is earned organically from ticket sales, merchandise, and Lou Macari’s Chippy” “ “Yours is gifted dirty oil money”
“What about your enormous 150m Saudi Telecom sponsorship which started in 2008”?
“Curly Watts is your celebrity fan , City is your name”
Its no surprise their Saudi sponsorships are never mentioned
 
Just go on to RAWK. There are many examples. Often laced with extreme levels of anger and paranoia. I am convinced many of them who post about City do it red faced while clamping their teeth together. Possibly proofing what they typed in a shouty, angry voice. Weirdos.

I am just waiting for someone to say we only have a deal with x company because Abu Dhabi have a trade agreement with the country where the company is based.
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I didn’t understand what that prick meant at the time and I still don’t now? There is no club football played in the summer.

Did he mean howe will shag pep all summer? Did he mean Eddie will literally ride pep like a donkey? Did he mean Eddie would sign better players in the summer transfer window?

Wtf did he mean?!?
His push iron is called Pep Guardiola
 
Anything that’s come out of that gambling crack addict Paul Mersons mouth, including last season where he kept saying “I don’t see it” when other pundits asked if City would catch Arsenal, then throwing the towel in when we beat them at the the Etihad, apart from his predictions on Sly where he was practically begging the football gods for us to drop points
Best thing he does is cry

He really good at it once he has lost money etc
 
Pep won't win the Premier League unless he starts coaching tackling.

What a dunce Stan Collymore is, how would you even drill 'tackling' ?
2 players equal distance apart and roll a ball in the middle and shout GO! Sounds like something a top level coach should be doing. Woman beating ****
and Cannock Chase dogger, an all round classy guy or as Pep once said “who”
 
Anything that’s come out of that gambling crack addict Paul Mersons mouth, including last season where he kept saying “I don’t see it” when other pundits asked if City would catch Arsenal, then throwing the towel in when we beat them at the the Etihad, apart from his predictions on Sly where he was practically begging the football gods for us to drop points
"I fort it was lira Jeff"
 
So given that its silly season and everyone is getting a bit tense over transfers and whatnot and the press is telling us that declan rice is going to be the next modric and mason mount will surpass kdb.

Whats the most ridiculous take/argument that you have heard from a rival

For the main it’s always regurgitated through what the media or ex players say:

1. Jordan Ibe is/will be better than Raheem Sterling - said by Jamie Redknapp, John Aldridge and then Liverpools entire fanbase

2. KDB - Chelsea’s £60m reject is a waste of money, but Benteke is a good signing for Liverpool - said by Phil Thompson and Paul Merson on Sky Sports news and the same opinion was also reiterated on the back page of the Mirror Sport. Was then reiterated by Liverpools entire fanbase.

3. Ferguson and Giggs - City will never be favourites going into a derby, they won’t win anything, not in my life time. Reiterated by Utds entire fanbase.
 

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