Lineker's massive salary is collected by burly debt collectors knocking on the doors of single parent families on the poorest Council estates in the country.
He further bolsters his income selling crisps to the already obese inhabitants on the same council estates.
He has the worst 'beard' I've ever seen on a man. In fact not just men, I've seen grannies with more luxuriant facial hair.
Puns don't work. 400 years ago they didn't work for Shakespeare in the Globe and they don't work in the 21st century either.
To be clear I don't like the ****.
I'm also not sure why anyone would listen to any of these ex players or presenters. If you have to watch a game on telly, turn on the box with one minute to go, do something else at half time, and turn it off at full time.
There's no such thing as a good pundit. They're all stealing a living.