motorway idiots targeted

[SWP's back]

I drive mostly on the continent where most of the motorways have two lanes. When I drive back home I have no problem with traffic in Germany,France or Belgium. They all have lane discipline.
They can be doing 150mph and they take over the car in front and pull over. Soon as I get to the Uk the problems start. The people in the middle lane cause the outside lane to be congested. The inside lane is usually empty apart from one lorry far into the distance. The outside lane just becomes the one lane that actually moves at around 70mph. The lazy feckers in the middle lane think they are doing 70, so think they are within their rights, but are usually doing 65, if clocked.
The result being the motorways are screwed. It's so annoying and so obvious, when you drive twice the distance in half the time on the continent, then come up against idiots who just sit in the middle lane.
And all you lot saying, that because your doing 70 in the middle lane so its ok, it's not ok.
Its why the motorways are crap. You are just lazy and selfish

How about when I'm traveling on the inside lane at 70 and i come up behind a lorry. I try to maneuver out but i cant because of all ***** like yourself speeding like maniacs in the middle lane.

I'd say your forward planning and hazard perception are shite if you are stuck at the last minute..... Don't blame others for your own weaknesses

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[Anonymous]

If I'm coming up behind you at 110mph get out of the way you busy *****. I can afford a fast car so I'm better than you. You boring old scared fuckers. Motorways are for the sports cars and you diesel wankers better get out of my way. Do gooding fuckers

hehe ....

you'd be better off driving in Germany !

At least you shouldn't have any cops on your tail-end there !

 

[Challenger1978]

How about when I'm traveling on the inside lane at 70 and i come up behind a lorry. I try to maneuver out but i cant because of all ***** like yourself speeding like maniacs in the middle lane.

I'd say your forward planning and hazard perception are shite if you are stuck at the last minute..... Don't blame others for your own weaknesses

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I understand why you're such a **** now swp. I'd turn in to a **** to if i had a wonky nob and had to sit down to piss.

 

[Anonymous]

Got to say that the government are spot on here. The country is in good fettle, and better spirits, and the only thing that is pissing every single person off right now is someone driving in the middle lane, or using their phone.

Well done. Exactly what was needed.

Yes , and a bit more legislation to hand a bit more power to the already over zealous cops into the bargain!

 

[andyhinch]

If I'm coming up behind you at 110mph get out of the way you busy *****. I can afford a fast car so I'm better than you. You boring old scared fuckers. Motorways are for the sports cars and you diesel wankers better get out of my way. Do gooding fuckers

hehe ....

you'd be better off driving in Germany !

At least you shouldn't have any cops on your tail-end there !

Cops can't keep up with a remapped rs5. I'm king of the road mutha fuckers Yes I'm gonna fuck your bird also for fun cos I'm a handsome red pant mutha fucka


Hold on.





My washing has finished it's cycle. Better get em hung up before missus gets home





Anyway. I'm a man and king and don't have a small penis

As ever you have added insight to this thread, shame there's a few on here that don't know how to fucking drive.

 

[SWP's back]

How about when I'm traveling on the inside lane at 70 and i come up behind a lorry. I try to maneuver out but i cant because of all ***** like yourself speeding like maniacs in the middle lane.

I'd say your forward planning and hazard perception are shite if you are stuck at the last minute..... Don't blame others for your own weaknesses

I'm following the highway code to the twating letter. You know staying in the inside until i actually need to pull the fuck out (you know not being a middle lane hogger). Which i can't do with the sons of bitches doing 90+ in the middle fucking lane. Well i could if i sped like a demanted twat like some but i wont fucking break the law.

Not got indicators?<br /><br />-- Wed Jun 05, 2013 8:51 pm --<br /><br />

I'd say your forward planning and hazard perception are shite if you are stuck at the last minute..... Don't blame others for your own weaknesses

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I understand why you're such a **** now swp. I'd turn in to a **** to if i had a wonky nob and had to sit down to piss.

That's twice you've mentioned a wonky nob? You been having dirty dreams about me? Pop down on Saturday and ill show you how it looks like a scimitar whilst I beat you round the head with it.

You'd best set off soon though at the speed you drive, and bring Miss Daisy if you wish.

 

[Challenger1978]

That's twice you've mentioned a wonky nob? You been having dirty dreams about me? Pop down on Saturday and ill show you how it looks like a scimitar whilst I beat you round the head with it.

You'd best set off soon though at the speed you drive, and bring Miss Daisy if you wish.

PMSL you sit down to piss you weird ****, what the fuck is that all about if you haven't got a wonky nob.

 

[andyhinch]

That's twice you've mentioned a wonky nob? You been having dirty dreams about me? Pop down on Saturday and ill show you how it looks like a scimitar whilst I beat you round the head with it.

You'd best set off soon though at the speed you drive, and bring Miss Daisy if you wish.

PMSL you down down to piss you weird ****, what the fuck is that all about if you haven't got a wonky nob.

Comfort and not getting piss all over the floor? Please learn to drive you novices scare me on motorways.

 

[SWP's back]

That's twice you've mentioned a wonky nob? You been having dirty dreams about me? Pop down on Saturday and ill show you how it looks like a scimitar whilst I beat you round the head with it.

You'd best set off soon though at the speed you drive, and bring Miss Daisy if you wish.

PMSL you down down to piss you weird ****, what the fuck is that all about if you haven't got a wonky nob.

I never down down....

I do allow myself a SDP on occasion however, along with many fine upstanding (pun intended) gentlemen. It's nice to cool the end of it down in the bowl.

 

[Challenger1978]

That's twice you've mentioned a wonky nob? You been having dirty dreams about me? Pop down on Saturday and ill show you how it looks like a scimitar whilst I beat you round the head with it.

You'd best set off soon though at the speed you drive, and bring Miss Daisy if you wish.

PMSL you down down to piss you weird ****, what the fuck is that all about if you haven't got a wonky nob.

Comfort and not getting piss all over the floor? Please learn to drive you novices scare me on motorways.

Did no one teach you how to piss straight as a kid ?

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