Muffin or Barm

East Level 2 said:
Mr Pole, much as I appreciate your viewpoint I must insist you consider one particular example as to why you may be mistaken: The sausage.
If you want sausage in a bread product you cannot ask for a sausage roll as such a product already exists, and is popular across the nation due to the efforts of St Gregory and his descendants. It is therefore a sausage barm.
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You ask for a roll and sausage. If you want a sausage roll you ask for that.

Barm? What the fuck does that even mean? It sounds like our word for nutter, bam. And that’s exactly what you are if you call a roll of barm.

You barmy cunts.
 
I'll ask an expert.

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Magicpole said:
You ask for a roll and sausage. If you want a sausage roll you ask for that.

Barm? What the fuck does that even mean? It sounds like our word for nutter, bam. And that’s exactly what you are if you call a roll of barm.

You barmy cunts.
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This is how it would go down here, just for you:

Can I have a roll and a sausage please?

A sausage roll?

No a roll with a sausage in it?

You mean a sausage muffin?

No a sausage roll?

I just asked you that

Ok, a roll with a sausage, like a sandwich

No problem, here’s your sausage muffin you Scottish fucker:)
 
hammocity said:
This is how it would go down here, just for you:

Can I have a roll and a sausage please?

A sausage roll?

No a roll with a sausage in it?

You mean a sausage muffin?

No a sausage roll?

I just asked you that

Ok, a roll with a sausage, like a sandwich

No problem, here’s your sausage muffin you Scottish fucker:)
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I’ve had that conversation with dozy cunts down your way.
 
Magicpole said:
I’ve had that conversation with dozy cunts down your way.
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Lol, I bet you have, my old mate Billy McCassick was from Glasgow, he had a very broad accent, ordering food and drink brought its own problems, he may as well have spoken Swahili because some people didn’t have a clue what he was saying. I got used to it over time and I can clearly understand the accent now. Billy passed away about two years ago, a one off, will never be forgotten, finished every sentence with “aye”. Aye
 
It's a barm where I'm from, my missus (who's from York) calls it a roll, but oddly she calls bacon in a roll (barm) a bacon butty?? To me a bacon butty is bacon in slices of bread, but she calls that a bacon sandwich.
 
bluejon said:
Barm.... The Marcels even sing it in the intro to our most famous song.....
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I remember this song being released in 1961. It was on a tv programme called Jukebox Jury,
one of the panel, Pete Murray, said it was like a singing cow and was rubbish.
As it subsequently got to number one in the charts and is still sung by the faithful every week
nearly 60yrs later proves what I thought at the time, knobhead.
 
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