My bloody gardener has resigned. Advice wanted.

[paulchapo]

@gordondaviesmoustache will probably lend you one of his staff at a decent rate.

 

[idahoblues]

I'm systematically getting rid of grassy areas in my yard, replacing with decking, stone etc. lawns are fine in some places but I'm surrounded by dessert and can't justify the water usage.

 

[HorlocksWalk]

Dig it up put fancy stones on then plant pots with some nice plants in them!

He tries the odd flick in his new midfield role but I would not say he was fancy

 

[DTKOAG]

I never knew they had lawns in North Manchester

 

[denislawsbackheel]

I'm systematically getting rid of grassy areas in my yard, replacing with decking, stone etc. lawns are fine in some places but I'm surrounded by dessert and can't justify the water usage.

Can’t you just eat the surroundings?

 

[idahoblues]

Can’t you just eat the surroundings?

Haha, well spotted

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I'm systematically getting rid of grassy areas in my yard, replacing with decking, stone etc. lawns are fine in some places but I'm surrounded by dessert and can't justify the water usage.

Just piss on it instead

 

[remember arthur mann]

I never knew they had lawns in North Manchester

 

[idahoblues]

Just piss on it instead

My stream would be too strong, damage everything, I'm sure you remember

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I'm systematically getting rid of grassy areas in my yard, replacing with decking, stone etc. lawns are fine in some places but I'm surrounded by dessert and can't justify the water usage.

Is that blancmange or rice pudding?