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[Didsbury Dave]

Hahahahahahaha - the "if" creeps in.

You don't know me from Adam, Lazerus, I can say that with cast-iron certainty.

1) Because I don't use hard drugs
2) Because I don't sleep with prostitutes
3) Because my name does not begin with "Dant..."

I keep asking you to give a name or even give some initials.

Then any Moderator out there can shoot you down in flames for the whole board's enjoyment - or make me look a total prick.

Why not even just give the first initial of my last name?

So come on, there's another challenge as you backed out of the last one. My initials.

And I authorise a Moderator of your choice, who can see my name clearly under my registration details, to confirm whether you're right or wrong.

How about that? Does everyone agree that is fair?

One man will look stupid and the other can gloat.

You really are a sad little man.

I think we'll call that one a victory for science.

 

[Swales lives]

Oh dear BB2.0, just when I thought you couldn't look more of a cock, you go and trump me.
I shouldn't under estimate the scale of your dickheadedness.
An Empire State Nob indeed.

 

[brooklandsblue2.0]

Oh dear BB2.0, just when I thought you couldn't look more of a cock, you go and trump me.
I shouldn't under estimate the scale of your dickheadedness.
An Empire State Nob indeed.

Thankyou. And I predict this thread will go triple platinum before 8pm/

 

[Swales lives]

Oh dear BB2.0, just when I thought you couldn't look more of a cock, you go and trump me.
I shouldn't under estimate the scale of your dickheadedness.
An Empire State Nob indeed.

Thankyou. And I predict this thread will go triple platinum before 8pm/

fuckin'ell you've just done it again. You are the most gargantuan penis on here.
"Platinum"... gotta go, that is priceless. Thanks BB2.0.

 

[bluebandits]

Hang on fellas. Just going for more popcorn, this is great!

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

Hilarious thread!

By the way, anyone know who Dant is? He sounds pretty cool to me, I'd be up for a night of coke of hookers if you're reading mate get in touch and let the good times roll.

 

[Esteban de la Sexface]

Hilarious thread!

By the way, anyone know who Dant is? He sounds pretty cool to me, I'd be up for a night of coke of hookers if you're reading mate get in touch and let the good times roll.

Don't talk about football with him thought...

all that snort has turned Dants brains to mush

 

[BingoBango]

Hilarious thread!

By the way, anyone know who Dant is? He sounds pretty cool to me, I'd be up for a night of coke of hookers if you're reading mate get in touch and let the good times roll.

I'm pretty he means Dante - he was always popping out to snort a few lines and bang some hookers, in between writing about the nine circles of hell and his journey to Paradise.

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

Don't talk about football with him thought...

all that snort has turned Dants brains to mush

What a guy!

I'm pretty he means Dante - he was always popping out to snort a few lines and bang some hookers, in between writing about the nine circles of hell and his journey to Paradise.

Sounds like a right ponce to me. 'Ooh an inferno'.

 

[Esteban de la Sexface]

Hilarious thread!

By the way, anyone know who Dant is? He sounds pretty cool to me, I'd be up for a night of coke of hookers if you're reading mate get in touch and let the good times roll.

I'm pretty he means Dante - he was always popping out to snort a few lines and bang some hookers, in between writing about the nine circles of hell and his journey to Paradise.

Oh so he got onto his mate Gordon to change the spelling of Dante too.