Newcastle Vs City Post match Discussion Thread

Re: Dzeko yesterday

Whether you think he's is good enough or not he came on and did a job after 2 months of watching Balotelli fuck about at every opportunity and Tevez come straight back into the team after playing golf for 5 months. He has had to try and adapt his game to a team that doesn't play to any of his strenghts and without his goals this season we wouldn't be in the position we are in now. I've got a lot of time for Dzeko.
 
Re: What did you do when Yaya scored?

Went to get a beer from the fridge-heard a roar from the living room....
 
Re: What did you do when Yaya scored?

I ordered the victory beacon on Forkbeard Tor to be lit, distributed kindling and pots of aubergine jelly to the hovels of the peasantry and had Simkins book the suite at the bordello.
 
Re: What did you do when Yaya scored?

I went out to my front garden after the second goal and literally treated my entire road to huge shouts of yes.

I live in a mainly red area, so to hear a weasel voice then shout up from one of the houses around the corner, 'Shut up knob-head', was classic.

I shouted shut it and why they weren't at their game, wife dragged me back inside before it got any worse.
 
What did you do when Yaya scored?

Listened on radio 5 live,let out a shriek and almost cried when 2nd one went in.
 
Re: What did you do when Yaya scored?

I gave a very muted"Yes!",i was sat in the home section,funnily enough the man and woman sat next to me did the same.
 
Re: Dzeko yesterday

mcfc1996 said:
Whether you think he's is good enough or not he came on and did a job after 2 months of watching Balotelli fuck about at every opportunity and Tevez come straight back into the team after playing golf for 5 months. He has had to try and adapt his game to a team that doesn't play to any of his strenghts and without his goals this season we wouldn't be in the position we are in now. I've got a lot of time for Dzeko.

Sorry, but that is another argument i can not agree with. Whats to say that the player who would have been in his place would not have scored goals?
 
Re: What did you do when Yaya scored?

sweynforkbeard said:
I ordered the victory beacon on Forkbeard Tor to be lit, distributed kindling and pots of aubergine jelly to the hovels of the peasantry and had Simkins book the suite at the bordello.

lord-of-the-rings-beacon-of-gondor.jpg
 
Re: Dzeko yesterday

The old what if argument. The problem with that is you can just turn it the other way and go what if the player didn't score goals.
 
Re: What did you do when Yaya scored?

Got a text saying "are you in dreamland" which I thought was a bit premature. Pressed the sky button. Went mental.
 
Re: Dzeko yesterday

RossiBenayoun said:
The old what if argument. The problem with that is you can just turn it the other way and go what if the player didn't score goals.


Didn't you just use this argument to say he played well as he could have scored twice?
 
Re: What did you do when Yaya scored?

kippaxwarrior said:
sweynforkbeard said:
I ordered the victory beacon on Forkbeard Tor to be lit, distributed kindling and pots of aubergine jelly to the hovels of the peasantry and had Simkins book the suite at the bordello.

lord-of-the-rings-beacon-of-gondor.jpg


You can only have taken this by penetrating the integrity of my estate. My torturers will pursue you to the end of time.
 
Re: Dzeko yesterday

Spot on. He changed the game when he came on. Good substitution.
 
Re: What did you do when Yaya scored?

sweynforkbeard said:
I ordered the victory beacon on Forkbeard Tor to be lit, distributed kindling and pots of aubergine jelly to the hovels of the peasantry and had Simkins book the suite at the bordello.


hope they got you free range organic road kill halal low fat fat jelly the other stuff I find is too claugy
 
Re: What did you do when Yaya scored?

Was sat in the directors' box, on the row behind the Pardew family incidentally, and when the first went in my brother just grabbed me and it was a sort of contained mentalism; within our two square feet of space was chaos but we restricted it to that.

Then Aguero missed and I nearly cried, then Yaya fell over and I found myself squatted down, back to the pitch staring in disbelief at my seat.

Then the second went in and, just like the rest of the City fans in the section, etiquette went out of the window and we all started jumping up and down going mental. To their credit I think the Newcastle fans could see how much it meant to us and no-one seemed to have a problem with it.
 
Re: What did you do when Yaya scored?

Jumped up and down like a bloody madman and lifted my 6 year old son into the air who was also screaming like nutter
 
Re: Dzeko yesterday

He did have a part in the first goal but I am still to be convinced - must do better next season if he survives the summer. He became disheartened too easily and that is a worry for me.
 
Re: What did you do when Yaya scored?

johnbmcr said:
sweynforkbeard said:
I ordered the victory beacon on Forkbeard Tor to be lit, distributed kindling and pots of aubergine jelly to the hovels of the peasantry and had Simkins book the suite at the bordello.


hope they got you free range organic road kill halal low fat fat jelly the other stuff I find is too claugy


It is grown in the family aubergine meadow and laced with inner thigh sweat wrung from the tutus of the Ballet Russe.
 

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