Nebuchadnezzar
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Got very pissed on holiday in Corfu once and was found at 3am picking wild kittens out of a roadside ditch
Freds Patio said:Got very pissed on holiday in Corfu once and was found at 3am picking wild kittens out of a roadside ditch
bluemoon32 said:Said i'd be home about midnight but ended up getting home about 4am, my Ex Mrs had locked the inner door so i kipped in the porch. Woke up hours later looking like a porcupine as i'd slept on one of those hairy welcome mats and my suit was covered in tiny needles.
Also woke up in a hedge covered in fucking spiders webs & cat shit i'd lay on.
Freds Patio said:Got very pissed on holiday in Corfu once and was found at 3am picking wild kittens out of a roadside ditch