One Thing you could change in the UK

Stuart said:
hey , i'm a manc exile living in banjo plucking land ( hathershaw ) and one of my neighbour's daughters gave birth last year . her age , fourteen .
and both her parents are absolutely buzzing .
frightening .
and that isn't a rare occurrence around these parts .
chavvy fuckin inbred morons do my head in the most .


last thursday around 6pm , i went to the shop with my 4 year old son to buy some milk and to buy him a magazine . outside the shop were five lads , aged around seventeen . they were blocking the door way . when i said excuse me i got a dirty look and one of the lads spat in front of my son on the floor .
i said cheers lads and walked in the shop .
when we left the shop the lads had moved across the road and were just milling about . i picked my lad up and went up the road back home .
when we got in , i said to the missus , i'd forgot bread aswell .
i went back to the shop and three of the lads were still hanging around . the one who was acting like ten-men-len , who gave me the dirty look and spat near my son was still there .
i walked over , didn't say a word , and stuck my head on him . his nose erupted like mount etna as he hit the ground like a sack of spuds . then i wacked his mate who fell back and rolled over before getting back up and legging it with the third scrote , leaving the spitting bully on the deck . he was sobbing , saying sorry . i had a quite word .and went back home .
i saw him and a mate this morning up on the main road . they clocked me , i clocked them , they put their heads down and crossed over .
that'll do me fine . staying out of my way suits me great . fuckin' scum .
if i wasn't recovering from illness , i'd have fucking done some serious damage to the scrote .

and..relax ;-)
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Thats fucking great work, mate, its the only language they understand , a great big portion of fuck-off... WHACK !....

Can't beat a bit of attitude re-alignment...the old methods are always the best.
 
Banned Tosspot said:
Well you seem to get upset when your religion gets knocked.
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I don't see the correlation between that and how I choose to practice.

Hey, I'm probably as much a Muslim as you as I don't eat pork.
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Excellent. I'll see you at Leveshulme mosque for Jummah prayers next time I'm home...
 
BillyShears said:
Banned Tosspot said:
Well you seem to get upset when your religion gets knocked.
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I don't see the correlation between that and how I choose to practice.

Hey, I'm probably as much a Muslim as you as I don't eat pork.
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Excellent. I'll see you at Leveshulme mosque for Jummah prayers next time I'm home...
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No you won't, I'm more lapsed than you'll ever be.
 
Banned Tosspot said:
Let me guess... The Waldorf?
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Ask Josh to pass along all my contact details. I will make time when I'm next over to spend a few hours with you...seems to me like you would really like that.
 
Banned Tosspot said:
BillyShears said:
Banned Tosspot said:
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Let me guess... The Waldorf?
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Ask Josh to pass along all my contact details. I will make time when I'm next over to spend a few hours with you...seems to me like you would really like that.
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Stop using Josh you pathetic little rat.
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No need for the hostility now is there?

Like I said, you now know how to get hold me...phone, email, whatever you want.
 
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