Listen Fucko, i'm not a naturally an aggressive person but you have jolly well got my gander up...The Hollands potatoe and meat pie muffin was the staple lunchtime meal of the poor for generations before hoity toighty fucknuts like you interfered with our carbo pockets of loveliness by putting fucking curry and fucking Qourn in the holy pastry parcels of joy. I hear tell of some French sounding dude putting fucking WINE and chicken in them for at least one season...Footballs for the working class, if you want gay Pastries fuck off down to Cornwall, where i believe they put an handle on their pies to stop you getting crumbs on yer ruffle. ;)