PL charge City for alleged breaches of financial rules

My sources have said that the Premier League were trying to Clarkie us and it got out of hand, once the charges have been dropped we'll be able to bring N'golo Kante home and be able to play Petrov at left back. Hope Richard Masters gets a slap whilst he pretends to sleep on a train. My sources have not confirmed when the last time it was that he soiled himself. Also been told Levy calls it a teacake, which is why he was politely asked to leave Spurs
 
How much will each club have to pay for this? Maybe the longer the better, the twats
This is often overplayed, although the 'football world' may pretend to be outraged at the PL's total legal bill in reality its divided by 19 for each club. I'm sure Levy emphasized this during his 'Stop City at all costs' campaign. So imho it's just another stick to hit us with, any stick, any stat, any trope, any shite will do. [off topic] This ridiculous obsession now counting how many touches Erling has per game is a perfect illustration. It would be like saying ah! Einstein how many times did he actually pick up his pen in his miracle year 1905.
 
You’re dreaming if you think this isn’t getting published at some point. The pressure from our vindictive chums in the media will be off the scale

Exactly. It's arguably the biggest story in Premier League history and could have a massive knock on effect for how financial regulations are managed in the future.

A full unredacted PDF of the entire verdict will be available on the Premier League website the moment they have it.
 
That's assuming a decision is ever made
Which it will be. The contortions to create something that isn't going to happen is really quite impressive.

There will be a decision and we will see it. It really is that simple.

PS Chatgpt is really bad at football regulations. Some of those rules don't even exist and all the references are wrong.
 
Not so much revenge, but a clear verdict in our favour would be a hugely important thing for the club. We wouldn't pass up that opportunity.
Assumes we have a clear verdict in our favour but I take your point and also the difficulty in sharing financial costs among the other clubs may make a quiet result less likely.
 
Excellent imagineering there, however that scenarlo would cause one hell of a shit storm, questions in the house, no less. I notice @slbsn has not been on to quote his itk source with "as of last Friday. the club have heard nothing"...
I haven't said that because I haven't got that information since the little burst of information at the last international break. I have had no negative confirmations (ie not received) nor positive since. I'm guessing it will be next week now.
 
My sources have said that the Premier League were trying to Clarkie us and it got out of hand, once the charges have been dropped we'll be able to bring N'golo Kante home and be able to play Petrov at left back. Hope Richard Masters gets a slap whilst he pretends to sleep on a train. My sources have not confirmed when the last time it was that he soiled himself. Also been told Levy calls it a teacake, which is why he was politely asked to leave Spurs

At last an ITK who I have some confidence in.
 
Which it will be. The contortions to create something that isn't going to happen is really quite impressive.

There will be a decision and we will see it. It really is that simple.

PS Chatgpt is really bad at football regulations. Some of those rules don't even exist and all the references are wrong.
There's more chance of Jessica Alba hanging off me at the hinge end than this ever coming to an end
 
Which it will be. The contortions to create something that isn't going to happen is really quite impressive.

There will be a decision and we will see it. It really is that simple.

PS Chatgpt is really bad at football regulations. Some of those rules don't even exist and all the references are wrong.
I find people’s reliance on using things like ChatGPT as a trustworthy source for anything deeply disturbing. In the world of data we have a saying, “Shit In Shit Out”. These programs simply source their data from the internet and to trust results out of ChatGPT people are assuming everything on the internet is factually correct and verified AND is provided without influence from interested parties.

Another thing we have in the data world is the knowledge that a single piece of bad data can break everything. You simply cannot stitch data together from different places without ensuring integrity of the sources is maintained at all stages.
 
I find people’s reliance on using things like ChatGPT as a trustworthy source for anything deeply disturbing. In the world of data we have a saying, “Shit In Shit Out”. These programs simply source their data from the internet and to trust results out of ChatGPT people are assuming everything on the internet is factually correct and verified AND is provided without influence from interested parties.

Another thing we have in the data world is the knowledge that a single piece of bad data can break everything. You simply cannot stitch data together from different places without ensuring integrity of the sources is maintained at all stages.
Perhaps the PL used one of these AI devices when conjuring up 115+ charges?

It seems that writing up legal decisions is the constraint for an accurate public verdict so perhaps this delay is now understandable.
 
I haven't said that because I haven't got that information since the little burst of information at the last international break. I have had no negative confirmations (ie not received) nor positive since. I'm guessing it will be next week now.
Given the gravity of the situation, and the mental health of many of us on here, could you make a polite request to your source for an update or a genuine estimated release date. Also, do you think the members of the 115 IC are the same people who handled the APT cases ?
 
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I haven't said that because I haven't got that information since the little burst of information at the last international break. I have had no negative confirmations (ie not received) nor positive since. I'm guessing it will be next week now.
Monday 10th or Friday 14th with a fall back date of Monday 17th? I'm hoping that our destruction of Liverpool on Sunday will be obliterated by a seismic victory announced Monday and that the "row of grinning beards (please remind me of which racist came up with that one) will be laughing their heads off"
 
I find people’s reliance on using things like ChatGPT as a trustworthy source for anything deeply disturbing. In the world of data we have a saying, “Shit In Shit Out”. These programs simply source their data from the internet and to trust results out of ChatGPT people are assuming everything on the internet is factually correct and verified AND is provided without influence from interested parties.

Another thing we have in the data world is the knowledge that a single piece of bad data can break everything. You simply cannot stitch data together from different places without ensuring integrity of the sources is maintained at all stages.
It is amazing but you simply have to check its output. It is brilliant for short cutting stuff you know - treat it like a junior or trainee creating first cuts of things
 
Given the gravity of the situation, and the mental health of many of us on here, could you make a polite request to your source for an update or a genuine estimated release date. Also, do you think the members of the 115 IC are the same people who handled the APT cases ?
Won't be the same people. Information comes via a myriad of ways so it is not simply a case of asking for an update. I suspect, I'd have been told if the decision had dropped.
 
Monday 10th or Friday 14th with a fall back date of Monday 17th? I'm hoping that our destruction of Liverpool on Sunday will be obliterated by a seismic victory announced Monday and that the "row of grinning beards (please remind me of which racist came up with that one) will be laughing their heads off"
That would be my guess, yes
 

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