Ever thought that our owners, the club, chairman Khaldoon and possibly pep are all sat there pissing their sides laughing at the shite these media sports outlets and keyboard warriors on social media come out with, it's borderline obsession with us.
And have you ever thought how guilty it would make us look if everytime some nimrod from a newspaper or some mardarse from another club comes out with these ridiculous accusations we release a statement denying everything!
I'll reiterate what I've said 100s of times. Somebody within the Premier league is accusing the deputy prime minister of a country, who is well respected and a well respected country, of fiddling figures, making sponsors up and committing fraud and being a crook.
I don't think so.