You eat stuff that lives in the sea? (or rock pools for that matter).
You do know that we pump all our human waste into there and they subsist on it, don't you?
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, big woodlice fed on your own shit, lovely! ;)
PS....
Clears throat, stands up, bows head slightly to avoid making eye-contact with others...
"My name is the-ecstacy-of-eight, and on occasions during my 53 years on this planet we call Earth I have attended non-City games at Old Trafford with some of my united supporting mates, mainly whilst at university but also later in life, probably about 7 or 8 in total....
.....I've also been to quite a few PNE matches, both home and away with a mate....
....and County, again both home and away"
...cries, and sits down again.
So ashamed! ;)