DavidWhitesUnderpants
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I've got news for you, MOTD has been cancelled as the BBC has decided to show a 1 hour special of rags' greatest ever win with a special feature on Wotsisname. All of his twenty touches will be analysed, replayed, analysed for at least 20 minutes. Oh, if time permitting, they may show a few highlights of some other insignificant games at the end.
I heard MoTD will be spilt screen tonight. Half the screen will show a continuous loop of Wotsisname's goal, which is probably in the top two best ever goals in history. And in the other screen we'll see MoTD pundits pulling themselves off until they lose consciousness.
Tomorrows sports pages have been cancelled. Every sports reporting department across the land has been closed down due to a massive Tsunami of spunk washed everything away.
Meanwhile, Rags fans have been buying up all the Pampers across the land in case they continue to wet themselves. After all, Wotsisname could be the next big thing like Januzaj or Frederico Macheda.