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[Winchester]

Did u know Utd are in Debt?

 

[Blue Mist]

I also have a reasonable sized garden and deer keep coming in to eat the apples I left for the birds off my trees. No heron or frogs, just thought I’d let you know.

Whereas you clearly have countryside at the back, I sadly have houses, loads of them.
I have dug tunnels under the concrete fence slabs but only hedgehogs can get under.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Seriously ?

Have you never kicked your wife ?

(In your dream you've just scored the winner)

It's one reason why we now sleep in separate rooms.

I give her the odd dig now and then and blame it on a nightmare...seems to work as long as I don't overplay it.

 

[Magicpole]

Whereas you clearly have countryside at the back, I sadly have houses, loads of them.
I have dug tunnels under the concrete fence slabs but only hedgehogs can get under.

I love hedgehogs. You jammy ****.

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

The longest station bench in the world is on Scarborough Station, Yorkshire.

 

[hallsteve62]

I love hedgehogs. You jammy ****.

Do you deep fry them?

 

[Magicpole]

Do you deep fry them?

Peasant. They need to be slow roasted. Some people!

 

[calumdown]

not sure if this will be of any interest but here goes...

back from the sunday souk.

bought this lot...


10dirhams (80 chuffing pence)
grown just outside town.
picked by the farmer.
sold by his son.
virtually no footprint.

(the wine obviously wasn't included,
merely there to show scale)

also splashed out on a dozen avacados,
genuinely ripe and ready
a quid.

3 bunches of leaves at 30p a go.
coriander, parsley and mint.

6 bananas that actually taste of banana 50p.

 

[bigstanhibbert]

I also have a reasonable sized garden and old dears keep coming in to eat the apples I left for the birds off my trees. No heron or frogs, just thought I’d let you know.

Perhaps you should concentrate on the older generation rather than birdlife...

 

[Magicpole]

Perhaps you should concentrate on the older generation rather than birdlife...

I only deal with old deer and geriatric birds. The ones knocking on a bit.