A semi funny story from when I worked on the ships. I was eating lunch in the crew mess and a group of stewardess were ranting about this bloke and I couldn't help but listen. How he'd cheated on his wife, treated her appallingly, hit her, fuck me this bloke sounded a right c**** and I wanted to kill him. I could take it no longer and shouted, "Who, who??? Who did this the wanker!!!" They all looked at me startled and said, "Den." "Den??? Den who??? What ship is he on??" I raged They all burst out laughing and said, "Dirty Den in EastEnders." Bloody women!