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I used to wind the fuckers up when I worked nights,used to get a "loot"paper and ring a dipper about 3am and say,"that fish tank your selling,does it come with gravel".
20 minutes later,ring again..."what about lights laa"?
Hour later "what's the dimensions"?
Next night about 4am,"what colour is the gravel"?
Next night 3am"has it got a lid laa"?
Hour later"filter and pump"?
Used to do it for weeks on end,childish I know,but was funny as fuck.
 
I used to wind the fuckers up when I worked nights,used to get a "loot"paper and ring a dipper about 3am and say,"that fish tank your selling,does it come with gravel".
20 minutes later,ring again..."what about lights laa"?
Hour later "what's the dimensions"?
Next night about 4am,"what colour is the gravel"?
Next night 3am"has it got a lid laa"?
Hour later"filter and pump"?
Used to do it for weeks on end,childish I know,but was funny as fuck.

You're right - that's childish.





And it had me laughing.
 
I used to wind the fuckers up when I worked nights,used to get a "loot"paper and ring a dipper about 3am and say,"that fish tank your selling,does it come with gravel".
20 minutes later,ring again..."what about lights laa"?
Hour later "what's the dimensions"?
Next night about 4am,"what colour is the gravel"?
Next night 3am"has it got a lid laa"?
Hour later"filter and pump"?
Used to do it for weeks on end,childish I know,but was funny as fuck.
You should of finished it with, does it come with its own water.
 
Had 1 in a pub a few weeks ago say to me that he wished both Manchester clubs were on that fuckin plane.I just gave him a squeeze and smiled.
 
This is not a bullshit tale I kid you not.
Those who know me,will tell you that my local pub is a mixture of both Blues,Rags,Toffees and Dippers.
A Scouse family of 5 brothers,who in the main are OK but cannot see the wood for the trees and where LFC are concerned are one eyed, could not understand why the fucking pub laughed like fuck at this statement.
Me "Surely £45M would be enough for LFC to accept a great offer for Sterling,based on the the assumption that QPR would get a nice cut of the offer".
"Fuck off " says Scouse brother the elder.
"Why would he go to City when he could win more at Liverpool" !!!!!!!!!!!!!
I asked him again how did he reach that conclusion and his words not mine " He would win fuck all at City by sitting on the bench".
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
He did not understand why at our table that both City,Toffees and R
ags were taking the piss out of that statement.
 
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