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  1. Mayor West

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    When you've got lana del rey greeting you into Debenhams advertising Gucci, you really don't need supermodels. She's one of the most beautiful stylish women in the world.
     
  2. denislawsbackheel

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    What’s it like waking up after a 10 year sleep?
     
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  3. Psychedelic Casual

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    Abso-fucking-lutely!

    Also, for me:

    The terrible modern “Mancunian” accent that young lads and girls are coming out with. It’s like a cross between a small amount of some proper Mancunian elements with a majority Cockney-grime-rap-music type of accent. I fucking despise it!

    “Yer gget mmeee” “innit dough” “yyyeah” “lllike” - loads of overemphasis on the first consanent of words (when a proper Mancunian accent emphasises the vowels!).

    And what used to be a “eh” for proper Mancs for words ending in “y” is a “eee” with them now. Just because Stormzy sounds like that every other 13-21 year old Mancunian thinks that’s how all young people should speak, not realising Stormzy is a fucking Londoner.

    “Bro” this, “bruv” that, “fam”... “innit” and “is it” in the wrong places...

    I can’t fucking stand it!


    Others:

    Littering and fly tipping. You lazy lazy LAZY dirty fucking twats, use a bin or a tip and stop making my city a fucking dump!

    The state of the roads and the traffic in Manchester is soul destroying. Had to spend over £200 on damamged suspension and every drive is uncomfortable. I’d bet driving in a tractor on a farm-field is a smoother ride than it is driving on Manchester’s roads.
    And the traffic just makes you wish the ground would open up and swallow everyone up and put everyone out of their traffic misery!
     
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  4. BlueBlood81

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    Them cunts who call it everything but a barm cake. It's a fucking barm.
     
  5. citizenyank76

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  6. Two Gun Bob

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    Not too sure Dave they all looked like City slickers to me.

    Cantankerousness or to give it it's medical name cantankeritus is a dreadful affliction of old gits everywhere and never shows them in a good light.He pinched his seat and he always always fooking sits there every day and has done for the last half century.Filmed in Accrington I believe.

    Caution: Old people using language of the gutter.Do not clik if easily offended.

     
  7. lefty goldblatt

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    Oh no. The countdown has begun. Less than a month to go 'til Comic Fuckin Relief.
    The joy of Davina McCall and Claudia Winkleman telling me to give my hard earned dosh away.
    I do give to, and take part in, charitable events. I just don't need "earnest" "celebrities" to make some heartstring tugging video in an African village, or outside a drug refuge. Sport Relief, too. Tuppenny hapenny "stars" doing a week long endurance test, to try and make the general public feel guilty. And all this Stoptober, Movember, and Save the Snow Leopard, bollocks.
    Just leave us in peace.
     
  8. Two Gun Bob

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    Valentines day this Thursday: The wife does not need reminding two weeks in advance that she has to buy me flowers chocolates and cook me a nice romantic meal.She can do that any time of the year and does not need over zealous interfering advertising conglomerates cajoling her to do so.I may be being cynical but it's as if it's just to keep tills going until the eggs come out.
     
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  9. KS55

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    That was a party political broadcast by the Labour Party......and now, Match of the Day.
     
  10. divs who think a muffin is a fucking cake.
     

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