strongbowholic said:
Terrible earthquake in China a few days ago. Scientists have discovered a fault line in Sichuan province that has moved an incredible 6 inches in 18 months. They believe this, and the resultant death toll is all the fault of Roberto Mancini.
A scientist said "there can be no other reason. It is all Mancini's fault. We are also close to pinning Global Warming on the bastard too."
A City fans spokesperson, who wished not to be named said "it doesn't surprise me. If you look at what City won and what they actually missed out on like the boat race, the US Masters and the Cheltenham Gold Cup, then causing earthquakes is hardly a shock. I put it down to the expected seismic shift in power in the Premier League. In short, he's a ****."
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Dr Conrad Murray has launched his appeal against his conviction for killing Michael Jackson, citing Mancini as the guilty party. An injection was nothing to do with the cause of death; it was a blue and white City scarf tied firmly round Jackson's neck, which Murray removed before applying the injection to revive Jackson. Mancini had been seen in the area only months before, and he was not wearing his city scarf.
Sky sources say that Mancini wasn't City manager at the time of Jackson's death, but that shouldn't be any bar to his conviction.