really REALLY **** jokes that still make you laugh

[Pride_In_Battle]

Why does Rupert the Bear wear check trousers?
















Cos he's a twat.

 

[The BFB]

what do you call a pakistani lesbian?

minjita!!!!:)

What was the name of the first Asian to arrive in England?


AMIR



What is the name of the only Asian man not to have any children?


ASIF







Disclaimer:-
(In this day and age of PC, no offence was intended and no Asians were harmed in the telling of these jokes)

 

[PaulPowerShower]

Two snowmen talking in a field

One says

"Can you smell carrots?"

 

[blupoo]

what's red and invisible?






no strawberries



What's big pink and fluffy?







a big pink fluffy thing

 

[mat]

Two sausages in a pan. One says "Does it feel hot in here?", the other replies "Fuck me, a talking sausage!!"

 

[schumey04]

Whats the difference between the G spot and a golf ball















I'd spend 15 mins looking for a golf ball

 

[blupoo]

how do you know that elephants like swimming?











you always see them with their trunks on

 

[LateBlue]

What do you get hanging from bannana trees?




















Sore arms

 

[Cake]

Who do women fake orgasms during sex........



Because they think men care.....

 

[wrongun73]

2 parrots on a perch, 1 says 'can you smell fish?'