really REALLY **** jokes that still make you laugh

[Joycee Banercheck]

Be alert

The country needs Lerts

 

[smudgedj]

Two fish in a tank, one looks at the other and says


'How do you drive this thing?'

 

[without a dream]

Re: really REALLY shit jokes that still make you laugh

A seal walks into a club.

If its that harsh it has to be at least a little funny, alls that did was make children cry...

I liked it :)

 

[crizack]

what does a gypsy kid get for crimbo?

your bike.

 

[Blue Si O.B]

what do you call a police woman with a shaven haven?




























cuntstubble!!!!!

 

[OOHBEBLUE]

"You're a spy"



"I'm not a spy, I'm a shepherd"



"Ahhhhhh! A shepherd's pie!""

 

[mr t]

What's yellow and goes "Cheep Cheep"?

A Chinese prostitute!

 

[toddy111]

Be alert

The country needs Lerts

HAHA - this made me LOL.

Heard a good one the other day.

Leeds Uniteds new sponsors have been announced today as 'Cillet Bang'. Guaranteed to remove Scum from a cup!

 

[NSBFL]

What's red and smells like blue paint?









... red paint.

 

[smeeagain]

man trying shoes on
says to the assistant , these are a bit tight
assistant- have you tried them with the tongue out
man- theyre thtill a bit tight




not a typo
keep reading you,ll get it