Taking a sabbatical? WTF!
Need a bit of rest and recuperation, do we? Need time to recover from the stresses and strains of having to watch your team of millionaire mercenaries struggling with the intricacies of passing the ball to a colleague? What a grade A, genital-fondling, lily-livered spineless snowflake this excuse for a man really is. Did mummy forget to put a 'post-it' note in his lunchbox saying: 'Be a good boy at school today, mummy's little soldier.'? Did he accidentally walk on the cracks in the pavement and now spends his time looking over his shoulder in case the police come after him for it?
They take some beating, these rag fans. They take some major-league beating. This prick needs a break from football (how about a furlough?) because his team can't pass to one another well enough to compete with us and other quality footballing sides.
My cold, empty, emotion-less heart weeps buckets for you, mate. It really does...you ****!