Maintainin
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You know what to do next year then so, nick the big crucifix from your local church, stick it in her front garden and set the fucker on fire. With a clown hat on the christ figure.I get why people have religion. It gives them hope and something in their lives. It's nice going to church. I got married in church, but I'm not religious at all. Weird as that may be.
I don't like it when it's pushed in your face etc.
Last year for Halloween I put out some crosses in the garden and dangled some limbs off them. I had a lady come to my door and tell me it was offensive as she was a Christian. I was baffled.
Next time I will!Lol, did you put them outside her door by mistake ?
Don’t forget to ask her to send all her money to your account. He always wants that.You know what to do next year then so, nick the big crucifix from your local church, stick it in her front garden and set the fucker on fire. With a clown hat on the christ figure.
But first brick her windows and torch her car.
If she complains tell her it's an important annual ritual in your sect of Christianity and God wants you to do it.
Have you been hanging around with those scientologist cunts again?Don’t forget to ask her to send all her money to your account. He always wants that.
They hang around with me.Have you been hanging around with those scientologist cunts again?
That’s true just The Buraq and flying carpets….Qur'an doesn't mention about flying on a winged horse, that comes from hadith literature. Not denying that I believe the incident by the way.
Maybe god trying to keep you healthy?Can God have a word, the price of an Easter Egg in Aldi has gone up 60 pence on last year?
Only a Cadburys buttons one too!
All very well, but both the Quran and Bible clearly state if you don’t accept the book you’re doomed.