Maintainin
Well-Known Member
- Joined
- 10 Sep 2009
- Messages
- 6,789
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an alternative browser.
You should upgrade or use an alternative browser.
Religion
- Thread starter idahoblues
- Start date
aguero93:20
Well-Known Member
- Joined
- 21 Oct 2013
- Messages
- 90,256
- Location
- Hunting Cats.
- Team supported
- Some gobshites in day-glo green and black.
You know what to do next year then so, nick the big crucifix from your local church, stick it in her front garden and set the fucker on fire. With a clown hat on the christ figure.I get why people have religion. It gives them hope and something in their lives. It's nice going to church. I got married in church, but I'm not religious at all. Weird as that may be.
I don't like it when it's pushed in your face etc.
Last year for Halloween I put out some crosses in the garden and dangled some limbs off them. I had a lady come to my door and tell me it was offensive as she was a Christian. I was baffled.
But first brick her windows and torch her car.
If she complains tell her it's an important annual ritual in your sect of Christianity and God wants you to do it.
Nethermoor
Well-Known Member
- Joined
- 11 Oct 2019
- Messages
- 1,227
- Team supported
- Guiseley
Next time I will!Lol, did you put them outside her door by mistake ?
Magicpole
Well-Known Member
Don’t forget to ask her to send all her money to your account. He always wants that.You know what to do next year then so, nick the big crucifix from your local church, stick it in her front garden and set the fucker on fire. With a clown hat on the christ figure.
But first brick her windows and torch her car.
If she complains tell her it's an important annual ritual in your sect of Christianity and God wants you to do it.
aguero93:20
Well-Known Member
- Joined
- 21 Oct 2013
- Messages
- 90,256
- Location
- Hunting Cats.
- Team supported
- Some gobshites in day-glo green and black.
Have you been hanging around with those scientologist cunts again?Don’t forget to ask her to send all her money to your account. He always wants that.
Magicpole
Well-Known Member
They hang around with me.Have you been hanging around with those scientologist cunts again?
tolmie's hairdoo
Well-Known Member
Can God have a word, the price of an Easter Egg in Aldi has gone up 60 pence on last year?
Only a Cadburys buttons one too!
Only a Cadburys buttons one too!
That’s true just The Buraq and flying carpets….Qur'an doesn't mention about flying on a winged horse, that comes from hadith literature. Not denying that I believe the incident by the way.
Maybe god trying to keep you healthy?Can God have a word, the price of an Easter Egg in Aldi has gone up 60 pence on last year?
Only a Cadburys buttons one too!
All very well, but both the Quran and Bible clearly state if you don’t accept the book you’re doomed.
This is not necessarily true (nothing ever is with these books). I think it's classic religious picking and choosing the passages that are deemed important.
The Qu'ran in particular says that Jews and Christians will be judged by Allah according to their own religions. This is why the Ottoman empire was so much more religiously tolerant than Middle-Ages Europe, which expelled their Jews, many of whom ended up in Istanbul.
And I'm sure that New Testament is pretty forgiving of non-believers. It's more about how you'll never get to heaven until you accept God, but that could be at the pearly gates. It's particularly tolerant of people who never hear the gospel. Rejecting it is less good, which I suppose is all of us given we're all exposed to it these days.