Religion

[Magicpole]

No, you'd be more likely to fuck the sheep and have the virgin daughter digging the fields.

I won’t shag the sheep, but she can dig the fucking field. Equality and all that.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Always amuses me when sermons start with "Our Merciful God"...read on

NL LIST!! All The People God Killed In The Bible (A-Z)

An analysis of every slaughter in the good book reveals that, despite authoring the commandment “Thou shalt not kill,” God caused the untimely deaths of All The People God Killed In The Bible

www.naijaloaded.com.ng

 

[Two Gun Bob]

Always amuses me when sermons start with "Our Merciful God" read on

NL LIST!! All The People God Killed In The Bible (A-Z)

An analysis of every slaughter in the good book reveals that, despite authoring the commandment “Thou shalt not kill,” God caused the untimely deaths of All The People God Killed In The Bible

www.naijaloaded.com.ng

I refer the learned gentleman to the genocidal antics of said entity, with it's subsequent mass murder of Earth's naughty inhabitants by drowning most foul. Exceptions made for Noah and his missus who were deemed to be godly and deserved of a second chance. The biggest mass murderer in the history of mankind and yet people choose to worship it?

 

[I'm no cynic but...]

I love that our Scottish national animal, a Unicorn, gets mentioned in the bible. And before I read that, I thought it was a mythical creature. Same with dragons. You can imagine how fucking stupid I felt when I read they were actually real.

I let everybody down.

And Queen of the South is the only football team named in the Bible. And they're shit too.

 

[Magicpole]

We maybe should just laugh.

 

[talkativesprout]

Well played J-Dog

 

[Magicpole]

Must have been miraculous weed to come up with that book of utter shite

 

[I'm no cynic but...]

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Well played J-Dog

The troubles in Jerusalem are being blamed on the clashing of major religions at this time. I thought that religion was supposed to be the answer to everything.

 

[Grassland Blue]

And Queen of the South is the only football team named in the Bible. And they're shit too.

Don't forgat the sausage manufacturer - "Walls" of Jericho....

 

[Paladin]

Don't forgat the sausage manufacturer - "Walls" of Jericho....

I thought Walls of Jericho and Lyons of Judah were ice cream sellers.