Religion

[snorky]

A lo god did smote the leg of the unbeliever.

And the Most Mighty did say..
"Have that, ya wee jock ****!"
And the wicked unbeliever went and cried and grizzled like a bitch on the Moon.

 

[Grassland Blue]

If this isn’t the straw that breaks the Camel’s back, I give up.

60p?

What’s that in old money?

12 shillings.
Eee, I remember 't' days when you could have a fortneet in Whitby for less...

(Other seaside resorts are available).

 

[aguero93:20]

If this isn’t the straw that breaks the Camel’s back, I give up.

60p?

What’s that in old money?

2 sheep, a small plot of arable land and a virgin daughter.

 

[Magicpole]

All over Tictok are American Christians all claiming the hide and seek champion, 2,000 years and counting, is coming back to them. They are also obsessed with demons and Satan. American Born Agains, have to be the most moronic and severely mentally ill morons on the fucking planet.

 

[vmsuhail]

Thanks for clarifying, and who can blame you for believing it? Eminently plausible that god created a one-off flying horse/donkey to transport the guy around for a short while. In fact even as I type it, it sounds even more realistic/plausible.

Don’t get me wrong, if I’d been around and god had asked my opinion at the time, I’d have said something along the lines of…”seems like a lot of effort mate, have you considered just giving the guy wings instead or maybe just make him float…rather than putting wings on a horse/donkey combo that he then has to ride?”

I mean what if he’d fallen off…he’d probably die and then god would have to get back to his favourite resurrection trick and delay things by a few days.

Thought provoking stuff this religion lark!!

The Buraq is not an Earthly creature, so I don't know why you worry about wings being fitted onto a horse/donkey.
Instead of looking into stuff that is largely irrelevant, we concentrate on the purpose of the travel to Jerusalem, about the holiness of the city, and why the prophet was asked to pay homage to the Jewish prophets and how all the prophets are close despite their tribal affiliations. There you have some thought provoking stuff.

 

[aguero93:20]

All over Tictok are American Christians all claiming the hide and seek champion, 2,000 years and counting, is coming back to them. They are also obsessed with demons and Satan. American Born Agains, have to be the most moronic and severely mentally ill morons on the fucking planet.

You haven't met many rags then?

 

[snorky]

All over Tictok are American Christians all claiming the hide and seek champion, 2,000 years and counting, is coming back to them. They are also obsessed with demons and Satan. American Born Agains, have to be the most moronic and severely mentally ill morons on the fucking planet.

Americans also talk funny, are fat, carry guns and play rounders as a mans sport.
I am unsurprised at their jesus jibberings.

 

[Magicpole]

You haven't met many rags then?

An American Christian Rag? That would be fun.

 

[Magicpole]

2 sheep, a small plot of arable land and a virgin daughter.

All very well, but you forgot farm labourers and a shepherd. If you think I’m cutting about digging fucking fields and shit, you have clearly missed the memo.

 

[aguero93:20]

All very well, but you forgot farm labourers and a shepherd. If you think I’m cutting about digging fucking fields and shit, you have clearly missed the memo.

No, you'd be more likely to fuck the sheep and have the virgin daughter digging the fields.

 

[Magicpole]

No, you'd be more likely to fuck the sheep and have the virgin daughter digging the fields.

I won’t shag the sheep, but she can dig the fucking field. Equality and all that.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Always amuses me when sermons start with "Our Merciful God"...read on

NL LIST!! All The People God Killed In The Bible (A-Z) - Naijaloaded | Nigeria's Most Visited Music & Entertainment Website

An analysis of every slaughter in the good book reveals that, despite authoring the commandment “Thou shalt not kill,” God caused the untimely deaths of at least 2.8 million people. A slaughter of truly biblical proportions, in which he uses walls, plagues, bears, floods and other people to...

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[Two Gun Bob]

Always amuses me when sermons start with "Our Merciful God" read on

NL LIST!! All The People God Killed In The Bible (A-Z) - Naijaloaded | Nigeria's Most Visited Music & Entertainment Website

An analysis of every slaughter in the good book reveals that, despite authoring the commandment “Thou shalt not kill,” God caused the untimely deaths of at least 2.8 million people. A slaughter of truly biblical proportions, in which he uses walls, plagues, bears, floods and other people to...

www.naijaloaded.com.ng

I refer the learned gentleman to the genocidal antics of said entity, with it's subsequent mass murder of Earth's naughty inhabitants by drowning most foul. Exceptions made for Noah and his missus who were deemed to be godly and deserved of a second chance. The biggest mass murderer in the history of mankind and yet people choose to worship it?

 

[I'm no cynic but...]

I love that our Scottish national animal, a Unicorn, gets mentioned in the bible. And before I read that, I thought it was a mythical creature. Same with dragons. You can imagine how fucking stupid I felt when I read they were actually real.

I let everybody down.

And Queen of the South is the only football team named in the Bible. And they're shit too.

 

[Magicpole]

We maybe should just laugh.

 

[talkativesprout]

Well played J-Dog

 

[Magicpole]

Must have been miraculous weed to come up with that book of utter shite

 

[I'm no cynic but...]

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Well played J-Dog

The troubles in Jerusalem are being blamed on the clashing of major religions at this time. I thought that religion was supposed to be the answer to everything.

 

[Grassland Blue]

And Queen of the South is the only football team named in the Bible. And they're shit too.

Don't forgat the sausage manufacturer - "Walls" of Jericho....

 

[Paladin]

Don't forgat the sausage manufacturer - "Walls" of Jericho....

I thought Walls of Jericho and Lyons of Judah were ice cream sellers.