Restaurants With Menus and Ordering by QR Code

[-dabz-]

I take great delight in sending a cucumber, two tomatoes either side at the end, a tub of Vaseline and some XXXL condoms down the conveyor belt just to watch the checkout girls face, it never gets old.

Start sticking your wallet down the front of your pants....Imagine the look on her face when you come to pay for it all...

 

[Dirty Harry]

Start sticking your wallet down the front of your pants....Imagine the look on her face when you come to pay for it all...

You always have to go too far don’t you Dabz !

:-D

 

[-dabz-]

I avoid QR codes but seek out self-service checkouts.

Does that make me a semI-****?

More of a quasi-twat I'd guess.

 

[-dabz-]

You always have to go too far don’t you Dabz !

:-D

Yep. I'll come with you next time, I'll stand in the doorway wearing hotpants screaming at you to hurry up..

 

[KS55]

Did yer only buy one? Reminds me of that joke Frankie Boyle told about folk at checkout who've only bought one carrot! We know what yer gonna do with that!

Yes, just the one but it was very long and fat. The girl fingered it just a bit too enthusiastically, I thought.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Actually a really good night out with some great grub and beer on offer. You can pay cash and order with a real parson as well.

And when you want a drink do you say "more tea vicar"? ; )

 

[-dabz-]

Last 2 sentences … horrible innit.

Im not the biggest social butterfly in the world but i still like interacting with a waiter/shop worker whatever

Whether they will admit it or not...most people are fucking cyborgs. My nephew is 45 and his sole communication is reading or watching shit on his phone then telegraphing it to everyone else. It's fucking annoying. He's fucked without it.

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

I agree in principle but I’m a big fan of self check outs.

I don’t like the inevitable idle conversation with the checkout staff and inevitable feeling that my shopping basket full of crisps is being judged, haha.

I would hate to see the checkout person disappear. It might be some lonely persons only conversation / interaction in a week.

 

[stonerblue]

Do you go there religiously?

And twice on Sundays

 

[idahoblues]

I sat at a bar in Seattle Airport with some friends and refused to order a drink because of this stupid new system. The barman offered to take my phone and order it for me, I told him to fuck off and pointed at the bottle of beer I wanted and just asked him why it was so difficult to just get it for me. He finally acquiesced and drought me the beer, I refuse to use it anywhere.