I got sacked for putting my dick in the bacon slicer when I worked at Sainsbury's.
All worked out fine in the end though, I married her.
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I got sacked for putting my dick in the bacon slicer when I worked at Sainsbury's.
All worked out fine in the end though, I married her.
You’re telling a porkyI got sacked for putting my dick in the bacon slicer when I worked at Sainsbury's.
All worked out fine in the end though, I married her.
I think the OP has sided with the sacked worker because he did some thieving himself back in the day eh @smevchenko :-)
Mate you are bluemoons answer to uncle Albert, every thread has no matter what the subject, you have a story about a boat, keep up the good workExactly this. When I worked on cross channel ferries, on leaving the ship, occasionally there were security bag searches. Now as core crew I lived onboard so only left once a week. We had other non live onboard crew that were on and off everyday. We had crew sacked for a few bin liners, an apple, a sandwich etcetera. All trivial stuff but they were normally crew that the company wanted rid off, or they knew were up to a bit of fiddling. They allowed them to get away with it for so.long to give them a false sense of security then bang they busted them. Also it frightened others who were thinking of doing similar or had just started dipping their toes in the water. It sounds harsh but that's how companies work. The thing is I doubt there is one person who hasn't done it at least once in their lives.Taking a couple of pens or envelope home from an office is technically stealing but many do so.
Mate you are bluemoons answer to uncle Albert, every thread has no matter what the subject, you have a story about a boat, keep up the good work
I'm not having a go mate, it just tickles meAs I worked on them for my whole working life bar one, I'm hardly going to discuss my personal experiences of working anywhere else am I?
I'm not having a go mate, it just tickles me
Did they call the vice squad in ?My dad worked at Fairly Aviation in Burnage in the early 60's.
He stole a bench vice they aren't light lol. He tied it around his neck, rested it on the crossbar and put it under his cycling cape. He than cycled to our home in Merlin Avenue Didsbury
He had that vice to the day he died, it was well used over the 60 years He had it !!.