School teacher's nicknames

crazyg said:
Chromedome - the Headmaster, Mr Hopkinson (a latter day Jean Luc Picard)
Piggy - Mrs Higginbottom, Domestic Science - a rather large lady
Screwy - Mr Driver, History
Yogi - Mr Eyre, French - Yogi Bear = Mr Eyre. Also known as Sam, as in Sa Mere
Fritz - surprisingly, the German teacher
Robbie - Mr Burns, English teacher. Obnoxious bastard
Jock - Mr Stuart, the PE teacher. Played for Kilmarnock in the 1850s
T Bone - Mr Walker, Physics. Always used a slide rule (remember them?) Once proved that 4/2=2.1 with it!
"Ted" Pratt - Maths. Best teacher I ever had.
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Ashton grammar?
Hopkinson was head before Paul A Cutts. A spelling mistake.
Robbie Burns had been there since it opened. A dinosaur. Taught us the wrong syllabus for a year. Hated him.
Taffy Davies, music. Fortunately he died in a car crash. Hated him.
Roger 'Rambler' Ambler, PE. Took pleasure in watching boys shower. Hated him as well.
 
Mario.

He was short and had a big bushy moustache. Simple but effective.
 
slaphead, dixon the headmaster,we even had a campaign FIGHT AGAINST SLAPHEAD F,anarchy sign S was painted on plenty of walls
basher forbes(supposed to have got caught wanking on camp)
doc larner (sp) he was a doctor of biology,proper good laugh, used to hit you on the head with a swordfish bone on your crown,just a tap was all that was needed
bummer lee,he used to live with another male teacher ,the calls of bum bum bum when he walked down the corridor

im sure there was a lot more but my memory isn't that good :)
 
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