nijinsky's fetlocks
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BWTAC said:nijinsky's fetlocks said:BWTAC said:Indeed, Salmon is not to be trusted, Sardines however, are the aquatic worlds most trust worthy.
Salmond is increasingly looking like a fish out of water.
I'm fine with Scottish independence as long as we can ensure supply lines of heroin and shortbread, even if it means venturing to Gretna Green to perform clandestine cross-border activities.
I can't see them voting yes when they see how much Buckfast Abbey will go up with import tax.
My half-and-half Rangers/Celtic scarves haven't proved hugely successful either, for some reason.
And don't even ask about my Tartan Army On Tour In Brazil holidays.
Hopefully my Papal visit of Ibrox will get my money back.