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semi final trouble
- Thread starter pissedagain
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wodda said:Bertie and his mates, giddy about their trip to Wembley.....joyfully skip to Stockport station.....
"we're not really here"........"que sera sera"......."take that banner down"......"blue moon"
They've got their Man City lunchboxes, some top trumps, Bass shandy and rum and rasin ice cream for the journey (LADS).
The train pulls in and they skip onto the nearest carriage......but wait, whats going on???
The train is full of moody lads in black jackets, drinking, smoking and gambling on the tables........
Whats happened? Are they all going down for the London Marathon?? Whats that....why are they goading us?......are they United fans? Why have they travelled to Manchester to go back down the London?! THIS ISNT HOW IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN!!.
Bertie and his mates walk down the carriage.....and find their advanced booked seats.....unsure whats going on....must be a mix up......there's 4 lads sat in the seats......."excuse me sir, your in my seat"......"fuck off you sad twat"......."oh i'm sorry must have been a mix up"........."no mix up now hand over that nice MCFC lunch box and lets see what your mum's made me".
Bertie and the boys...retreat down the carriage and resign to the fact they will have to sit on the floor.......
2 1/2 hours of "35 years"......drunken yobs walking over them to go for a piss every mintute, with the sly boot left in every now and again......realising they are being used as human ashtrays.........this isnt how it should be.....this isnt their image of a joyous trip to London.......
Bertie looks at his sad reflection in the window.....he noticed 2 tear marks have smudged his facepaint.......as a MUFC yob opens a bashed can of stella, spraying beer all over his "Wembly 2011" t shirt.......
HAHAHAHA i would have though rat face would have gone down with the players!!!
Alex B
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Obviously never been to a derby if he thinks that what it will be like. Jog on u red twat, like you will when you see the city boys on wembley way(if u go, probably wont)
MATCITY said:The shitbagsim_still_here said:just wait til the moody lads in black jackets fall asleep and give em a slap.
hahahahaha excellent retort!
Dr Mick
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Great post Wodda. Did you come up with that all by yourself? That's pretty good going for someone with an IQ about a big as a wank stain.
Which station will you and your moody mates in black jackets be catching the train from?
Maybe some of us giddy berties should come and wave you off.
Which station will you and your moody mates in black jackets be catching the train from?
Maybe some of us giddy berties should come and wave you off.
PruneHead said:wodda said:Bertie and his mates, giddy about their trip to Wembley.....joyfully skip to Stockport station.....
"we're not really here"........"que sera sera"......."take that banner down"......"blue moon"
They've got their Man City lunchboxes, some top trumps, Bass shandy and rum and rasin ice cream for the journey (LADS).
The train pulls in and they skip onto the nearest carriage......but wait, whats going on???
The train is full of moody lads in black jackets, drinking, smoking and gambling on the tables........
Whats happened? Are they all going down for the London Marathon?? Whats that....why are they goading us?......are they United fans? Why have they travelled to Manchester to go back down the London?! THIS ISNT HOW IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN!!.
Bertie and his mates walk down the carriage.....and find their advanced booked seats.....unsure whats going on....must be a mix up......there's 4 lads sat in the seats......."excuse me sir, your in my seat"......"fuck off you sad twat"......."oh i'm sorry must have been a mix up"........."no mix up now hand over that nice MCFC lunch box and lets see what your mum's made me".
Bertie and the boys...retreat down the carriage and resign to the fact they will have to sit on the floor.......
2 1/2 hours of "35 years"......drunken yobs walking over them to go for a piss every mintute, with the sly boot left in every now and again......realising they are being used as human ashtrays.........this isnt how it should be.....this isnt their image of a joyous trip to London.......
Bertie looks at his sad reflection in the window.....he noticed 2 tear marks have smudged his facepaint.......as a MUFC yob opens a bashed can of stella, spraying beer all over his "Wembly 2011" t shirt.......
Stopped reading there, sad rag
AND A DELUDED one....
Even though he pretends to be a utd lad... he isn't...
grim up north
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Judge Roughneck said:Listen I've read some football hooligan books. Football hooligans never and I mean never attack anyone who isn't another football hooligan.
In fact they are so chivalrous and so strong is their code of honour they would stop fighting to let an old lady pass.
I'll be wearing a City scarf in the confidence that, win or lose, Manchester United fans will give me nothing but good natured plucky banter.
Dont believe that mate. I was walking back from the swamp after the derby with 2 mates my missus and a14 yr old and we got a load of grief of some skanky pricks dressed all in black. Hard as fook they are. 15 onto 5