Xavi, Iniesta, Fabregas, Alonso, Busquets, Mata, Alcântara......
Bit a competition there, David<br /><br />-- Tue Sep 20, 2011 4:35 pm --<br /><br />
LongsightM13 said:
Tricky_Trev said:
So next summer... Silva to Barca, Aguero to Real Madrid. We're doomed!
Shakin Bacon will have his tame hacks running these stories from about Christmas. Like some of the other anti-City stories recently, where the 'source' was revealed to be Paddy fucking Crerand.
Haha, I just spat tea all over me screen!
...Meanwhile in a underground lair, deep down beneath the Old Trafford swamp, Paddy fucking Crerand plots his next move to undermine MCFC. Stroking his fluffy white cat, named 'Busby', Crerand phones up his biggest and best contact in the media, Andy Crane, former channel M presenter...
"Och Andy, did yer know aboot Marwood stealing those diamonds from the Sheikh's palace? Aye, he made a fookin mint fir them. And he's gay too...been done by the police fir messin wi the academy laddies...."
"...erm Paddy, I work for QVC now!...Listen, it's getting late. I'll speak to you some other time, okay?...Bye Paddy."