Fuck me, you lot are so happy when the bastards win yet now you're pissed off when they get shafted.
Today is the perfect day for SOO: They've lost but there are plenty of excuses to keep him in the job.
1) - Losing to Dipperpool is no disgrace as they are the media go-to team when the rags are failing.
2) The first four goals had lucky bounces somewhere in the build up.
3) The fifth was offside. Well Salad was in so much space it looked like he was goal-hanging and that's what the offside law was designed to stop.
4) Chronic Aldo's goal was only a little bit offside so it should have counted according to the version of the laws usually applied there.
5) Pigbag's red card was very harsh because players at certain clubs are allowed to go in studs first.
See, loads of reasons in support of the garden gnome and no points either.