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No, that would be Brendan Rodgers. Nobody else comes close!
#SOO Save Our Olé Season III.....Ole, The Trilogy.....We've Failed.....Thank You Ole.
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DenisHasDoneIt
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Imagine a job interview for Olé’s position.
“So tell me, Mr X, what would be your first priorities as Manchester United manager?”
Briefly? These:
1. Get rid of that mad grandpa in the attic
2. Forget your past success. Your present is an embarrassment, and if you don’t stop the rot you’ll get relegated soon
3. Over half your first team squad are not PL top-half players. Decide whether top-half, challenging for Europe is an immediate necessity or a two-season project for your club, and recruit, retain or release accordingly. You don’t seem sure which.
4. Your wage bill is too high. A lean dog is a keen dog. Jadon Sancho doesn’t even have to try in order to earn millionaire’s wages.
5. Your stadium’s a disgrace. If it were up to me I’d demolish the stands, plough the pitch, and sow it with salt - then move to Moss Lane, where there will shortly be a vacant ground
6. If you have to keep reminding yourself that your team’s success is your top priority, you don’t deserve to be here making decisions like whether or not to hire me.
7. But my top priority would be earning lots of money myself, with retaining my professional reputation a distant second. So yeah, when can I start?
“So tell me, Mr X, what would be your first priorities as Manchester United manager?”
Briefly? These:
1. Get rid of that mad grandpa in the attic
2. Forget your past success. Your present is an embarrassment, and if you don’t stop the rot you’ll get relegated soon
3. Over half your first team squad are not PL top-half players. Decide whether top-half, challenging for Europe is an immediate necessity or a two-season project for your club, and recruit, retain or release accordingly. You don’t seem sure which.
4. Your wage bill is too high. A lean dog is a keen dog. Jadon Sancho doesn’t even have to try in order to earn millionaire’s wages.
5. Your stadium’s a disgrace. If it were up to me I’d demolish the stands, plough the pitch, and sow it with salt - then move to Moss Lane, where there will shortly be a vacant ground
6. If you have to keep reminding yourself that your team’s success is your top priority, you don’t deserve to be here making decisions like whether or not to hire me.
7. But my top priority would be earning lots of money myself, with retaining my professional reputation a distant second. So yeah, when can I start?
As long as the old piss can is allowed to keep his parking spot, office at the ground, office at the training ground, place on the board and dressing room team talks, all is well at OT.
I hope the man keeps healthy and lives well into his hundred's because as long as he is allowed to stink that place out, they will continue to go backwards!!
kevin horlocks wand
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So fletcher gets it wins his first 3 games .
wio decrees give it him long term as he understands the club etc
rinse and repeat
nobs
wio decrees give it him long term as he understands the club etc
rinse and repeat
nobs
remember arthur mann
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rags top of the league for ugly feckers.Hmm; not sure that's a great idea, to be honest!
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Thanks Ole lad, fantastic.
crazyg
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There's only one outstanding candidate for the job.
“My biggest mentor is myself because I’ve had to study and that’s been my biggest influence.”