Split with girlfriend... help.

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Scottyboi said:
Only one thing you can do mate. Tie that woman to a chair put a pillowcase over her head and douse her in petrol. Make her tell you what she has been doing and who the next guy is. Start shaving her hair off if necessary.

Once she has confessed get a tin of expanding foam and fire half the tin up her **** and the rest in her are. Let it set and send her on her merry way. Works every time!

Wow, no wonder there's hardly any female Blues on here.
 
dobobobo said:
yeah whatever !! said:
It's all about chemistry fella..pop an E down her throat and shag her senseless.

Is that how you treat all the women?
Fuckinell its mister no sense of fucking humour.get a life ffs.

And if for one minute you thought I mean spike her, you're a twat.
 
yeah whatever !! said:
dobobobo said:
yeah whatever !! said:
It's all about chemistry fella..pop an E down her throat and shag her senseless.

Is that how you treat all the women?
Fuckinell its mister no sense of fucking humour.get a life ffs.

And if for one minute you thought I mean spike her, you're a twat.

Take a chill pill.
 

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